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"It sure is great to be back in France."
Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
A muffin shop has a sign in their window that reads "English only eaten here".
"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."
"I don't want to hear 'can't' - you find out where the Special Forces are deployed, and you send them some goddam muffin baskets!"
"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."