Mugged Cartoons

Mugged Cartoons

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"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

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Mistaken Identity Theft

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"This is a holdup - you got a problem with that?"

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Coat check and wallet check.

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"Stop whining- I'm also an only child."

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"In addition to robbing you, I'm also doing research for a novel."

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"Was he wearing any distinctive logos?"

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Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter

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"And you're sure they're gang colors?"

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"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."

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"Rolex?"

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"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

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"Trigger Warning."

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"Don't be alarmed- This is just a negotiating stance."

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"I assume you need the money to buy a new hat."

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"Didn't you used to manage our mutual fund?"

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Descriptive Shop Signs Warn Of Deadly Alleyway

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"Great-now I'm gonna be suspicious of every poodle I meet."

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"God, I feel like such a tourist."

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"IF you don't believe I don't have any money, speak to my broker."

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"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"

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"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics besides a strong sense of entitlement?"

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"Your charisma or your life!"

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“How do I feel about being mugged? Well, naturally I didn’t enjoy it and certainly don’t condone violence or threats of violence as a means toward social change. However, I can empathize with my assailant and realize that in his terms his is a valid response to the deteriorating socioeconomic situation in which we find ourselves.”

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"Oh, look, dear—crime's back!"

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