"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, mugged, street crime, street crimes, crimes, criminal, criminals, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, violent crime, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, distraction, distractions, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, distraction technique, distraction techniques, fatal weakness, weakness, weaknesses, fatal flaw, fatal flaws
"What do you mean, you don't want any!"
Tags:insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, gang, gangs, intimidation, intimidations, intimidating, insurance company, insurance companies, insurance policy, insurance policies, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal gang, criminal gangs, sales tactic, sales tactics, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches
"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, airguitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, crimes, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, car key, car keys, car-key, car-keys, key, armed robbery, armed robberies, armed mugging, armed muggings, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles
Mistaken Identity Theft
Busking with a Gun
A man is sat between thugs on the subway.
Tags:thug, thugs, tough guy, tough guys, punk, punks, rob, robs, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, robber, robbers, robbery, nervous, nervousness, nerve, nerves, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, safety, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, transit, mass transit, rapid transit
"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, thou shalt not steal, robber, robbers, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugger, muggers, mugging, stealing, steal, reformed, reformation, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, gun crime, gun violence, sorry, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, regret, regrets, regretting
"I'm a green thief."
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, b, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportation
Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.
Tags:defensive measure, defensive measures, feminist, feminists, feminism, groceries, walk through park, walking through the park, after dark, baguette, baguettes, safety device, safety devices, preventative measure, preventative measures, assault, assaults, mugger, muggers, mugging, rape culture, gender issues, feminist, feminists, feminism, safe, safety, feminine, femininity, park, parks, dark place, dark places, walk home, walks home, walking home, assault, assaults, fear, fears, fearful
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, influenza, knife crime, knife crimes, contagion, contagions, contagious, crimes, criminal, criminals, flu, germ, germs, contagious disease, contagious diseases, street crime, street crimes, thug, thugs, mugger, muggers, intimidation, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
Cupid and a stork wait behind a tree.
Tags:cupid, cupids bow, cupid's bow, falling in love, in love, romance, romantic, new relationship, new relationships, pregnancy, pregnancies, unplanned pregnancy, unplanned pregnancies, moving fast, moving too fast, encouragement, unprotected sex, stork baby, stork babies, mugger, muggers, mugging, attack, attacks
A potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.
"Stop whining- I'm also an only child."
"Gimme the purse and the matching pumps."
"Do you mind telling me where you're going with this?"
Tags:urban, city, cities, city life, criminals, criminal, hold-up, hold-ups, hold up, hold ups, mugging, mug, mugs, mugger, muggers, stick-up, stick-ups, stick up, stick ups, robber, robbers, rob, robs, robbing, robberies, robbery, gun, guns, violence, gun violence, alley, allies, businessmen, businessman, where you're going with this, point, pointing, pointing a gun, point a gun
"Hand over your most recently acquired technology."
Tags:mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, gun, guns, weapon, weapons, gun violence, gun crime, criminal, criminals, victim, victims, pedestrian, pedestrians, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, life in the city, technology, modern technology, electronic device, electronic devices, new technology, electronics, digital device, digital devices, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, modern life, modern crime, modern mugging, modern robbery, street scene, street scenes
She's been teaching too long!
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, mugger, muggers, education, teacher, teachers, teacher life, teaching, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, grammar, language, split infinitive, english, correcting, correction, corrections
"This isn't a robbery. It's just coercive borrowing."
"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
Tags:gentrify, gentrifies, gentrification, stall, stalls, stalling, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, robber, robbers, rob, robs, robbing, robbery, robberies, race, racial division, racial divisions, crimes, crime wave, crime waves, crime rate, crime rates, yuppie, yuppies, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, gullible, gullibility, steal, steals, stealing, racial divide, racial divides
"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
Tags:medical history, medical histories, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, street crime, street crimes, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, hold up, hold ups, hold-up, hold-ups, gun crime, gun crimes, distraction, distractions, bore, bores, bored, boring, boredom, escape plan, escape plans
Cent holding up dollar.
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, hold up, hold ups, holdup, holdups, hold-up, hold-ups, robber, robbers, robbery, watch you pennies, watching your pennies, budget, budgets, saving, savings, interest, earning interest, skinflint, skinflints, frugal, frugality, take care of your pennies, cent, cents, dollar, dollars, dollar sign
"I'm only doing this because begging and borrowing haven't worked for me."
Tags:beg borrow steal, begging borrowing stealing, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crimes, criminal, criminals, stealing, thief, thieves, mugger, muggers, mugging, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, threatened, held at gunpoint, excuse, excuses, making excuses, no excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses