"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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thief, thieves, mug, mugs, mugging, muggings, mugged, platinum, platinum card, platinum cards, travel, travels, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, miles, mugger, muggers, favor, favors, favour, favours, do a favor, doing a favor, do a favour, doing a favour, credit, credit card, credit cards, credit rating, credit ratings, charge, charges, charge card, charge cards"And you're sure they're gang colors?"
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violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, gang, gangs, generation, generation gap, collegiate, color, colors, colours, colour, consumerism, consumerist, gentrify, gentrified, gentrification, tailor, tailors, tie, ties, business casual, business dress, business wear, menswear, fashions"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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mugger, muggers, mugging, mugged, street crime, street crimes, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, violent crime, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, distraction, distractions, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, distraction technique, distraction techniques, fatal weakness, weakness, weaknesses, fatal flaw, fatal flaws"What do you mean, you don't want any!"
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insurance salesmen, insurance salesman, gang, gangs, intimidation, intimidations, intimidating, insurance company, insurance companies, insurance policy, insurance policies, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal gang, criminal gangs, sales tactic, sales tactics, salesmen, salesman, sales pitch, sales pitches"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."
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knife, knives, knife fight, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, wife, wives"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
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guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crime, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"
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mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, car key, car keys, car-key, car-keys, key, armed robbery, armed robberies, armed mugging, armed muggings, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehiclesBusking with a Gun
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busking, busk, violent, gun, guns, pistol, shoot, shooting, threat, threatening, mugging, music, hand gun, spare change, donation, involuntary donation, musical, mugger, muggers, gun crime, gun crimes, threats, intimidation, intimidatingA man is sat between thugs on the subway.
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thug, thugs, tough guy, tough guys, punk, punks, rob, robs, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, robber, robbers, robbery, nervous, nervousness, nerve, nerves, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, safety, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, transit, mass transit, rapid transit"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, thou shalt not steal, robber, robbers, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugger, muggers, mugging, stealing, steal, reformed, reformation, crime, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, gun crime, gun violence, sorry, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, regret, regrets, regretting"I'm a green thief."
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robberies, robbery, robberies, b, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, crime, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportationJennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking Through the Park at Night with Her Handy Cast-Iron Baguette.
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defensive measure, defensive measures, feminist, feminists, feminism, groceries, walk through park, walking through the park, after dark, baguette, baguettes, safety device, safety devices, preventative measure, preventative measures, assault, assaults, mugger, muggers, mugging, rape culture, gender issues, feminist, feminists, feminism, safe, safety, feminine, femininity, park, parks, dark place, dark places, walk home, walks home, walking home, assault, assaults, fear, fears, fearfulMugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, pizza, pizzas, obsessed, foodie, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, pizza delivery, delivery, take out, take away, takeout, take-out, takeawayCupid and a stork wait behind a tree.
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cupid, cupids bow, cupid's bow, falling in love, in love, romance, romantic, new relationship, new relationships, pregnancy, pregnancies, unplanned pregnancy, unplanned pregnancies, moving fast, moving too fast, encouragement, unprotected sex, stork baby, stork babies, mugger, muggers, mugging, attack, attacksA potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.
“How do I feel about being mugged? Well, naturally I didn’t enjoy it and certainly don’t condone violence or threats of violence as a means toward social change. However, I can empathize with my assailant and realize that in his terms his is a valid response to the deteriorating socioeconomic situation in which we find ourselves.”
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mugging, mugged, mugger, crime, criminal, criminals, victim, victims, victimhood, forgive, forgiveness, empathy, empathetic, interview, interviews, news interview, live news, reporter, reporters, reporting, justification, justifications, understanding, understandings, social justice, social injustice, violence, violent, social change, social changes, social justice warrior, social justice warriors, poverty, poor, class, woke, wokeness, socially aware, crime scene"Well, well, well—look who brought a taco to a burrito fight."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, mug, mugging, mugger, crime, criminal, criminals, street crime, street, streets, mean streets, street fight, fight, fighting, turn of phrase, play on words, word play, word-play, brawl, brawling, brawler, brawlers, mob, mobster, gang, gangsters, gang war, gang wars, gang fight, burrito, burritos, foodie, foodies, hungry, hunger, food lover, food lovers, churro, churros, region, regions, international, world food"Trigger Warning."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, crime, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hat, hats, new hat, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, fashions, deadpan, dead pan, mug, mugged, mugging, trigger warning, warning, warnings, content warning, content warnings, modern life, modern day, lingo, language