"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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"What do you mean, you don't want any!"
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"Of course, I want your keys, too, Papi. How the hell else am I supposed to get back to Old Saybrook?"
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Mistaken Identity Theft
A man is sat between thugs on the subway.
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"I'm a green thief."
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"This is a holdup - you got a problem with that?"
Coat check and wallet check.
"Hand over your most recently acquired technology."
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"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
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"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
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"Mugged by reality? What can I do about that?"
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"Don't be alarmed- This is just a negotiating stance."
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The Law of Demand and Supply
"Hi! This is a holdup. Just empty out your pockets and quietly leave the car."
"Okay, folks, you win!"
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