Murderer Cartoons

Murderer Cartoons

Murderer cartoon 1 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 2 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 3 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"Did he have any known enemies?"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 4 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 5 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 6 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 7 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 8 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 9 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"You simply must meet my husband."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 10 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 11 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 12 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 13 of 170

Murderer cartoon

A cat sleeps with prey heads around it as warnings.

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 14 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 15 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"But first we're going to watch your phone die."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 16 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 17 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"I never thought you would have married somebody so heavy."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 18 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"We're good."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 19 of 170

Murderer cartoon

The Tell-All Heart

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 20 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"There goes the Aubusson."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 21 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"Oh, I do love a mystery."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 22 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"Now, assisted suicide - that could be a growth area for us."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 23 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"There goes your knighthood."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 24 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"Let's see what he does when he peers over a real cliff."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

Murderer cartoon 25 of 170

Murderer cartoon

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Share This Cartoon:

Back to top

More cartoons with the keyword 'murderer'