"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
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"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."
"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
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"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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"Why can't you be more like Hutchinson? You don't hear him complaining."
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"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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"Hold it right there."
A number of runners run through police tape.
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"Let's update our will and go on vacation."
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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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"I'm sorry, David, but I think it's best to make a clean break."
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"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
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"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."
"No—a bigger box."
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Who Wants To Be Regis?
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"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."
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"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."
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"I'm sorry, Eddie, but the old man wants me to kill you."
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"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"
"I hope I can still count on an endorsement."
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"Hey! What's with the brick on the accelerator?"
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Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino
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"Sorry if I'm butchering your name."