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Murdering Cartoons
Murdering cartoon 1 of 60
"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
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cowboy, cowboys, masculine, masculinity, zucchini, courgette, grill, grills, grilling, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, man food, manly food, manly foods, motivation, motive, motives, murder, murders, murdering, health food, health foods, old west, carnivore, carnivores, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, vegan food, assassination, assassinations, self-defenseMurdering cartoon 2 of 60
"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."
Murdering cartoon 3 of 60
"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."
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carbon footprint, carbon footprints, footprint, footprints, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, excuse, excuses, shoot, shoots, shooting, shootings, shot, husband, husbands, wife, wives, discord, marital discord, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, resources, reduce, reduces, reducingMurdering cartoon 4 of 60
"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
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praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymenMurdering cartoon 5 of 60
"Why can't you be more like Hutchinson? You don't hear him complaining."
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role model, role models, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate culture, business culture, yes man, yes men, ideal, ideals, ideal worker, ideal workers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, tyrant, tyrants, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, complain, complains, complainingMurdering cartoon 6 of 60
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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point-and-click, convenience, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, rubout, rubs out, rub out, rubbing out, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, single click, single clicks, gun crime, execution, executions, inventor, inventors, invention, mouse clickMurdering cartoon 7 of 60
"Hold it right there."
Murdering cartoon 8 of 60
A number of runners run through police tape.
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police tape, run, runs, running, runner, runners, racer, racers, racing, finish line, finishing line, finishing lines, murder, murders, murdering, crime scene, crime scenes, caution tape, caution, caution sign, caution signs, first past the post, past the post, faux pas, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, accident, accidents, accidentalMurdering cartoon 9 of 60
"Let's update our will and go on vacation."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, traveling, last will and testament, vacation planning, risk, risks, risky, danger, dangerous, travel safety, boredom, bored, relationship rut, relationship ruts, marriage, married, married life, long term relationships, long term relationship, random thoughts, random conversations, discontent, discontented, murder, murdered, murdering, missing person, missing persons, disappearMurdering cartoon 10 of 60
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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land mine, land mines, anti-personnel, mine, mines, minefield, minefields, mine field, mine fields, military, military personnel, euphemisms, language, language trick, language tricks, kill, kills, killing, killings, murder, murders, murdering, military man, military men, general, generals, commander, commanders, army, armies, officer, officersMurdering cartoon 11 of 60
"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."
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green, green lifestyle, green lifestyles, green energy, conserve, conserves, conserving, conservation, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, execution, executions, hit, hits, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, mobster, mobsters, mob, organized crime, organised crime, responsibility, recycle, recycles, recycling, conscientious, conscientiousness, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbingsMurdering cartoon 12 of 60
"I'm sorry, David, but I think it's best to make a clean break."
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couple, couples, date, dating, break up, breaking up, break-up, split up, splitting up, split-up, clean break, clean breaks, making a clean break, separation, separating, separated, violent, violence, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, baseball bat, baseballs bats, bad break up, bad break ups, bad break-up, bad break-ups, attack, attacked, attackingMurdering cartoon 13 of 60
"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."
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gun, guns, starting gun, starting guns, start, starts, starting, football, football season, start, starts, starting, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, driven to murder, sports nut, sports nuts, sports addict, sports addicts, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, drive insane, drives insane, driven insane, american footballMurdering cartoon 14 of 60
"Well, Hell is going to be so packed – I guess I'd just as soon get there early."
Murdering cartoon 15 of 60
"No—a bigger box."
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secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, office assistance, assistant, assistance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, murder, murders, murdering, cover-up, covering up, covers up, hide the body, hiding the body, casket, caskets, shooting, shootings, workplace shooting, workplace shootings, guilt, guilty, coverup, coverups, underling, underlings, corporate ladder, corporate cultureMurdering cartoon 16 of 60
Who Wants To Be Regis?
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regis philbin, host, hosts, hosting, tv host, tv hosts, talk show, talk shows, talk show host, talk show hosts, game show, game shows, game show host, game show hosts, hosting, arrest, arrests, arrested, final answer, catchphrase, catchphrases, murder, murders, murder trial, murder trials, murderer, murderers, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killing, capital punishment, death penaltyMurdering cartoon 17 of 60
"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."
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lesson, lessons, life lesson, life lessons, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, tax, taxes, tax season, tax seasons, tax avoidance, tax avoidance scheme, taxation, pragmatic, pragmatism, pragmatist, pragmatists, beheads, beheadings, capital punishment, debt collector, debt collectors, king, kings, moneyed power, moneyed powers, murder, murders, murdering, kill, kills, killingMurdering cartoon 18 of 60
"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."
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mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gang, gangster, gangsters, hitman, hitmen, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, killer, killers, kill, killing, smother, smothering, suffocate, suffocating, death, victim, victims, bed, beds, sleeping, asleep, pillow, pillows, throw-pillow, throw pillow, throw-pillows, throw pillows, cushion, cushions, decorative pillow, decorative pillows, home decor, interior design, uselessMurdering cartoon 19 of 60
"I'm sorry, Eddie, but the old man wants me to kill you."
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boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executives, nepotism, nepotist, nepotists, murder, murderer, murdering, murderers, father, fathers, fathers and sons, son, sons, grin, grins, grinning, grinner, grinners, kill, killing, killer, the old man, my old man, gun, guns, pistol, pistol, parent, parents, parentingMurdering cartoon 20 of 60
"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"
Murdering cartoon 21 of 60
"I hope I can still count on an endorsement."
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endorsement, endorsements, duel, duels, pistol, pistols, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, gunfighter, gunfighters, gun fighter, gun fighters, political division, political divisions, ally, allies, political ally, political allies, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murdering, primary, primaries, primaried, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, shooting, shootings, october surprise, political attack, political attacks, negative ad, negative ads, negative ad campaign, negative ad campaignsMurdering cartoon 22 of 60
"Hey! What's with the brick on the accelerator?"
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accelerator, accelerators, acceleration, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, limo driver, limo drivers, servant, servants, brick, bricks, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, rich, riches, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, idle rich, suspicion, suspicions, suspect, suspects, suspected, cliff edge, over the cliff, uprising, servant, servantsMurdering cartoon 23 of 60
Bipartisan Agreements
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agreement, agreements, bipartisan, bipartisanship, political polarization, politically polarized, political divide, political divides, political division, political divisions, divided country, divided countries, area of agreement, areas of agreement, murder, murders, murdering, minimum, bare minimum, obvious, obviousness, disagreement, disagreements, partisan, partisans, partisanship, agreement, agreementsMurdering cartoon 24 of 60
Eddie (The Sandman) Fasolino
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sleep, sleeps, sleeping, hitman, hit man, mafia, mob, mobs, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, put to sleep, sweet dreams, sandman, nickname, nicknames, nick-name, nick-names, dream, dreams, dreaming, organized crime, hit, hits, whacked, killed, killing, killingsMurdering cartoon 25 of 60
"Sorry if I'm butchering your name."
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name, names, named, pronounce, pronouncing, pronunciation, enunciate, enunciating, apology, apologies, death, dead, dying, reaper, grim reaper, grim reapers, butchering, murder, murdering, pun, irony, salesmasn, cold caller, cold calling, introduction, introductions, hello, skeletonMore cartoons with the keyword 'murdering'