Murders Cartoons

Murders Cartoons

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"Worst-case scenario? The renovation goes three years and two million dollars over budget, one of you bludgeons me to death with my own hammer, and you both get the electric chair."

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"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."

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"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."

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"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

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"Did he have any known enemies?"

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"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

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"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

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Conspiracy Theories $10

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"Nope. Looks to me like a clear-cut case of suicide by somehow reaching around behind the back and sticking a knife in backward. Let's get a drink."

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"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

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"No! No! I swear I didn't say nothing!"

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"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."

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"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."

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"You simply must meet my husband."

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"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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Chalk Murder

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"They suspect foul play."

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"No—a bigger box."

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"What with current restrictions on punitive damages, I had no recourse but to shoot the son of a bitch."

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"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."

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"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

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"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"

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"Whodunit?"

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