"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
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"Hey, great ab!"
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"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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"Oh, stop flexing, Dinsdale, get you lawyers and let's deal."
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"And how does that make you feel about your father?"
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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
Tags:fitness, fit, gym, gyms, muscle, muscles, muscular, health, buff, workout, workouts, working out, weight lifting, weight lifter, weight lifers, lifting weights, exercise, exercising, board room, board rooms, meeting room, meeting, meetings, meeting rooms, office, offices, fitness center, fitness centers, fitness centre, fitness centres, coworker, coworkers, scrawny, little, out of shape, in shape, body builder, bodybuilder, body builders, bodybuilders
A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights
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"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."
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"Very impressive, Mr. Crawley, but no one on our side of the table wants to feel your muscle."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, meeting, meetings, health, fitness, muscle, muscles, showing off, show-off, show-offs, manly, bicep, biceps, bravado, strength, bully, bullies, bullying, workplace bullying, threatening, threat, threats, powerful, strong, power, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding
"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."
Tags:ab, abs, abdominal, abdominals, exercise, exercising, exercises, gym, gyms, gym goer, gym-goer, gym rat, gym rats, gym bunny, cardio bunny, fit, fitter, fitness, strength, strong, stroner, working out, work out, work outs, work-out, routine, jacked, jacked up, stacked, shredded, ripped, lingo, slang, stomach, word play, word-play, play on words, muscle, muscles, bodybuilder, body-builder, bodybuilders, body-builders, clique, cliques, social, social cue, social cues, social norm, social norms
"I was building up my pecs."
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"I love the way you use your bulk."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exercise, fitness, working out, weight, weights, barbell, barbells, dumbbell, dumbbells, weightlifting, weight-lifting, weightlifter, weightlifters, weight-lifter, weight-lifters, body building, body builder, body builders, powerlifting, powerlifter, powerlifters, weight training, health, health, healthy, muscle, muscles, built, jacked, muscular, briefcase, briefcases, heavy, workload, workloads, sport, sports, modern life
"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."
Tags:relationship, couples, couple, date, dating, octopus, octopuses, octopi, fish, fishes, arms, guns, biceps, biceps, muscle, muscles, muscular, muscular men, squid, squids, octoped, show off, show-off, showing off, brag, bragger, bragging, annoy, annoying, masculine, masculinity, body building, hypermascultinity, hyper-masculinity, hype masculinity, gender issues, self image, self presentation, self-image, self-presentation, body builder, argument, arguments
"Where do you see your triceps in five years?"
Tags:body builder, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, body builders, body-builder, body-builders, workout, workouts, fitness coach, fitness coaches, fitness instructor, fitness instructors, gym, gyms, tricep, triceps, fitness plan, fitness plans, muscle, muscles, five year plan, five year plans, ambition, ambitions, ambitious
"How long have you lived in this gym?"
Tags:gym, gyms, workout, workouts, exercise, exercise regime, exercise regimes, work-out, work-outs, fitness regime, fitness regimes, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, body-builder, body-builders, bodybuilding, body-building, muscle, muscles, obsession, obsessions, six pack, obsessive, body image, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
Finance, Sales, Veal.
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"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
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Peacock Working Out But With Feathers And Band
Tags:gym, gyms, gym rat, gym rats, peacock, peacocks, vain, vanity, beauty, beautiful, health and beauty, bird, birds, flex, flexing, muscle, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, muscles, mating rituals, animal, animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphize, anthropomorphism, flashy, show off, showing off, show-off
"Tightening the buttocks."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, exercise, exercises, exercising, fitness, health, tightening, buttocks, butt, muscle, muscles, out-of-shape, out of shape, body image, self-esteem, self-confidence, beauty, body shape
The Schwarzenegger String Quartet
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"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."
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"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"