Musical Instrument Cartoons

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

"I'm not even away! The audacity!"

"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

"Would you care for some fresh-ground pepper and/or a clarinet solo?"

"That means you, pal!"

Piano-Tuning Bar

"Play it, Sam."

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Raw Piano Bar

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

The Phitness Quartet

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

"....you there, start playing! Now! Yes, great, keep playing! Now you! Yes, you! The oboe! Go! Now! Great!"

"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."

A musician disturbs his napping pet dog by playing the horn.

"I thought 'viola da gamba' and then, of course, I thought of you."

"Let it go, Carl!"

A dog in a room jumps in fright from the sound of a guitar string suddenly breaking.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."