Musicians Cartoons

"Sound good to me. Of course, I've never heard Wynton Marsalis."

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

"And you thought it was so easy just to ignore me on the subway."

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

"Live Music The Doesn't Make You Want to Kill Yourself."

"And now a request from the audience."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'

"I'd like to dedicate my next song to that delightful little table in the corner."

"My platform is very simple--less talk and more music."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

The King of Country Music

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

"You have to admire the concept-early music performed on the original instruments."

"We have only jobs here, Mr. Sanderson, not 'gigs.' "

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate