"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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history, historical, ancient, ancient greece, greece, greek, greek history, myth, myths, legend, legends, trojan war, agamemnon, clytemnestra, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, separate, separation, separations, separate amicably, amicable separation, amicable separations, divorce, divorces, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, divorce amicably, split, amicable split, split amicably, friendly, amicably, amicable, friend, friends, friendship, peaceful, peacefully, murder, murders, murdered, killed, stabbed, drama, dramaticRomulus (left) and Remus
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romulus, remus, twin, twins, identical, identical twins, mother, portrait, mom, mothers, mum, wolf, wolves, raised by wolves, rome, roman, founder of rome, romans, first, founding of rome, founding, founder, city of rome, she-wolf, capitoline wolf, romulus and remus, myths, legends, myth, legend, history"And now may I bite your neck?"
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college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangs"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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myth, myths, legend, legends, pirate, pirates, long john silver, treasure island, literature, robert louis stevenson, book, books, fictional character, fictional characters, arr, math, maths, mathematics, area of a circle, pi, π, r, radius, area, circle, circles, equation, equations, formula, formulas, wordplay, word play, play on words, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, math teacher, math teachers, math class, math classesNoah's Ark Paper Airplane
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noah's ark, ark, bible, bible story, biblical, christian, christianity, christians, paper airplane, paper aeroplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplanes, flood, floods, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, myth, myths, god, religion, religions, religious, free spirit, carefree, wanderlust, paper plane, paper planes, symbolism, animals"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
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couples counselling, couples therapy, marriage therapy, social media, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, used car, used cars, car, cars, car accident, car accidents, car crash, myth, myths, car crashes, optometrist, optometrists, eye doctor, eye doctors"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
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bogeyman, bogeywoman, boogeyman, boogeywoman, boogiewoman, boogieman, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bachelor, bachelors, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, myth, myths, men, man, clean, cleaning, dust, dusty, women, womanZeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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zeus, greek gods, greek god, myth, myths, mythology, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, bolt, bolts, throwing, throwing arm, muscle, muscles, biceps, arm muscle, arm muscles, sport, sports, baseball, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, steroids, steroid use, scandal, scandals, injecting, injecting steroids, cheating, cheater, cheaters, illegal steroids, illegal steroid use, needle, needles, steroid abuse"Clear!"
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiologyKing Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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history, historical, medieval, myth, myths, legend, legends, literature, book, books, king arthur, camelot, round table, round tables, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, politician, politicians, government, governments, politics, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, modern life"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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roman empire, christian, christians, christianity, god, gods, greek, roman, greek god, greek gods, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, monotheism, monotheist, monotheists, zeus, mercury, athena, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, job cut, job cuts, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporate downsizing, layoff, layoffs, laid off, goddess, goddesses, pagan, pagans, paganism, spread of christianity, corporate cultureSisyphus' baseball game
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baseball, baseballer, base ball, base-ball, base-baller, baseball player, player, hill, mountain, hills, mountains, sisyphus, rock, boulder, sisyphos, ephyra, corinth, crafty, self-aggrandizing, untrustworthy, deceitful, punish, eternity, repeat, repeating, pitching, pitcher, pitches, bat, batting, batter, lying, insincere, false, misleading, mislead, misleads, myth, greek myth, greece, legend, legends, mythsRapunzel's Short-Lived Relationship With Icarus
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rapunzel, princess, princesses, myth, myths, mythology, greek mythology, greek myth, greek myths, story, stories, literature, icarus, castle, castles, hair, long hair, brothers grimm, fairy tale, fairy tales"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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bipartisan, bipartisanship, myth, myths, mythology, mythological creature, mythological creatures, faun, centaur, griffin, gryphon, winged serpent, angel, christian, christianity, pagan, pagans, gather, gathers, gathering, interfaith, multi-faith, congregation, congregations, get-together, get-togethers, party, parties, partyingOrpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut
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orpheus, eurydice, myth, myths, mythology, mythologies, tale of orpheus, underworld, underworlds, new yorker, new yorkers, new york, new york city, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, resort, resorts, don't look back, look back, looking back, suburb, suburbs, move, moves, moving, move away, moving away, social status, social statuses"I am not having this conversation again."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, greek, greece, ancient greek, myth, myths, mythology, greek mythology, legend, legends, sisyphus, sisyphos, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, hill, hills, uphill, rolling, sisyphean, tiresome, repetitive, irritating, exhausting, futile, pointless, fruitless"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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rick perry, texas, governor, governors, climate change, global warming, ice cap, ice caps, monster, monsters, polar bear, polar bears, myth, myths, mythical, scary story, scary stories, extinct, extinction, environmental policy, secretary of energy, catastrophe, catastrophes, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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christmas, christmas weight, christmas time, season's greetings, happy holidays, merry, happy, holiday, holidays, seasonal, vacation, vacations, weight, weight gain, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, thanksgiving, turkey, turkey weight, winter, winter weight, fat, fatter, fattening, health, healthy, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, moderation, fit, fitness, fitter, atlas, myth, mythology, mythological, greek, grecian, greek myth, greek myths, atlas, globe, the world"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drunk, alcohol, word play, gods, greek, greek gods, greek goddess, greek goddesses, neptune, olympian gods, olympian god, greek mythology, myth, myths, norse, norsemen, early start, early morning, mortal, mortality, immortal, immortality, businessman, unemployed, mortals, immortals, legend, legends, mercury"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, greek, ancient greece, medusa, gorgon, gorgons, monster, monsters, snake, snakes, falling out, hair, hair loss, treatment, treatments, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, medical, doctor, doctors, health, unhealthy, letter, letters, correspondence, androgenic alopecia, alopeciaSuperstitions
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superstition, superstitions, superstitious, superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, superpower, superpowers, comic book, comic books, literature, literary, literacy, fly, flying, legend, legends, myth, myths