Mythical Being Cartoons

"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

Folk o' the Wee

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."

"I take it I'm not the first to notice the race of Hobbit-like people?"

"I played polo in college."

"See this watch? This cost more than you make in a #@$% year!"

The Truth About Mermaids

"I've done all I can do."

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"Stay focused, man. We're on a search for Big Foot."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"You really want laser surgery on your one good eye?"

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"I want a filthy little divorce!"

The Schmoozy Reaper

The Cosmology of Timmy

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"1991 never really did grow up."

"As a little boy you raised tropical fish - so what?"

Mermaid Yoga

Mermaid Yoga