"We've voted you off the island."
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Beauty and the Beast
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"I'll start with the knight in shining armor, then have the maiden rare and radiant."
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"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."
"Trick or trample!"
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Tags:sphinx, sphinxes, sphinx og giza, ancient egyptians, ancient egypt, egyptain god, egyptain gods, cat, cats, stretching cat, stretching cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, yawn, yawns, yawning, yawning cat, yawning cats, mythical creature, mythical creatures, big cat, big cats, egyptian mythology
"Where does the time go?"
"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."
Traffic Cone Monsters
A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
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"Bad news - the unicorns are gay."
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"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"
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"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."
"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
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"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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Folk o' the Wee
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"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"
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"Derek and I have always been very aware of the nutritional value of whole grains."
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"I take it I'm not the first to notice the race of Hobbit-like people?"
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"I played polo in college."
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"See this watch? This cost more than you make in a #@$% year!"
The Truth About Mermaids
"You never think it's going to happen to you."
"Pardon me, but you're sitting on my brother."