"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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Rapunzel's Short-Lived Relationship With Icarus
"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut
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"I am not having this conversation again."
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"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
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"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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Tags:pecos bill, tall tale, tall tales, western, westerns, myth, myths, mythology, mythological figure, mythological figures, bildungsroman, come of age, comes of age, coming of age, novel, novels, autobiography, autobiographies, biography, biographies, biographer, biographers, portmanteau, portmanteaus, outlaw, outlaws, cowboy, cowboys, legend, lgends, legendary, lore, publisher, publishers, publishing
"How about some little pads and pencils?"
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"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.
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"Bad news-the cost of shoes is going back up."
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Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
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Tags:viking, vikings, woman, women, warrior, warriors, warrior woman, warrior women, valkyries, valkyrie, mythology, myth, mythologyies, myths, mythological, norse, norse myth, norse gods, nordic, nordic myth, train, trains stop, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, announcement, announcer, train stop, train stops, next stop, escort, escorting, travel, travelling, valhalla, history, historical, juxtaposition
A Sisyphean Workout At The Gym
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"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"
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Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball
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Medieval Cat Exits Via Medieval Catflap
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"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"
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