"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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Romulus (left) and Remus
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"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
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"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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Noah's Ark Paper Airplane
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"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
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Tags:god, heaven, gods, christian, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, extreme weather, bad weather, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, playing fetch, fetch, mythology, greek mythology, myths, god of lightning, zeus, thor, norse mythology, play, playing, perun, indra, hinduism, thunder, thunder storm, thunder storms, thunderstorm, thunderstorms, god of thunder
"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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King Arthur And The Attorneys Of The Round Table
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Cyclops Notices He's Getting Bald and Decides That's the Last Straw
"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."
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"It's getting much harder for me to distinguish good from evil. All I'm certain about is what's appropriate and what's inappropriate."
Sisyphus' baseball game
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Rapunzel's Short-Lived Relationship With Icarus
"I love these bipartisan gatherings, don't you?"
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Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut
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"It appears to be Siva, manifesting himself as Lord of Destruction, but why he's in Hartsdale on a Thursday night is beyond me."
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"I am not having this conversation again."
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"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."
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"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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