Nag Cartoons

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

Dentimony.

"I'm not listening to any radio program. I'm listening to my wife!"

Portuguese Mom of War

"Do you think I wanted to get the paper towels with the ugly borders?"

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

"How come I never see that smile?"

"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"What have you been up to?"

"We've been married for twenty-five years. Perhaps we should remove the last remaining can."

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"You've been eating again."

"What is it this time? My maleness? My Anglo-Saxoness? My Pincetoness? My lawyerness?"

"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

'Be My Valentine'

Eve's Mom

"Listen, I love my country and I'm proud of the flag, but do we have to pledge allegiance every time we get into the car?"

"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."