Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, air travel, plane travel, fly, flying, seatbelt, seatbelts, safety, health and safety, flight safety, airplane seatbelt, airplane seatbelts, aeroplane seatbelt, aeroplane seatbelts, safety demonstration, obvious, ignore, ignoring, ignorant, ignorance, naive, uninformed, disinterested, disinterest, state the obvious, safety demonstration, safety demo
"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."
"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"
"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."
Tags:optometrist, optometrist, optometry, optician, opticians, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, eye doctor, eye doctors, medical, medicine, eye test, eyes tests, eye, eyes, vision, eyesight, eye drops, patient, patients, healthcare, health care, dewy-eyed, innocent, naive, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
For Their Own Good.
Tags:death, deaths, hide, secret, secrets, trick, tricks, ethics, ethical, moral, morals, lies, lie, mislead, misleading, not ready, children, child, kid, kids, naive, naivety, deceive, deceiving, belgian congo, need to know, false, fabrication, fabrications, hides, hiding, protecting, protection, protect
"You're the only one who sees the real me."
"When they built this, Jeremy, parks didn't have themes."
Tags:park, parks, city park, city parks, public park, public parks, central park, common, commons, garden, gardens, landscaper, landscaping, children, child, questions children ask, childhood, parents, parenthood, family outing, family outings, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, carnival, carnivals, public space, public spaces, new york, new york city, nyc, naive, naiveté, nuclear family, nuclear families, history
"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
They Shop Among Us
Tags:tabloid, tabloids, tabloid newspaper, tabloid newspapers, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, rumor monger, rumor mongers, rumour monger, rumour mongers, rumor mongering, rumour mongering, audience, audiences, gullible, gullibility, believer, believers, believing, credulous, credulousness, audience, audiences, demographic, demographics, naive, naivete, celebrity gossip, gossip rag, gossip rags, gossip, pop culture, popular culture
"You're naive. Can't you see that's been digitally altered?"
"You know what just might work in Bosnia? Tear gas."
Tags:bosnia, bosnian war, yugoslavia, break up of yugoslavia, serbs, serbia, croats, croatia, yugoslav, fall of yugoslavia, naive, uninformed, ignorant, ignorance, bar, drinking, war, wars, controversy, tear gas, serious, light hearted, misunderstanding, misunderstood, chatting, know it all, arrogant, know-it-all, arrogance
"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, telecommunication, telecommunications, cold calling, cold calls, cold call, cold caller, cold callers, salesmen, salesman, consumerism, broker, brokers, finances, money, personal finances, millions, millionaire, millionaires, rich, wealthy, the one percent, the 1%, out of the blue, piggy bank, piggy banks, bank, banks, banking, investing, investment, investments, investor, investors, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, phone scam, phone scams, scammer, scammers, old people, elderly, senior, seniors, bad idea, gullible, naive, common scam, common scams, dumb, stupid
Cat gives bird Valentine's Card.
"Was that your first foray into politics?"
Tags:foray, forays, politics, newbie, newbies, naive, naivete, naivety, depose, deposes, deposing, moonlight, moonlights, moonlighting, politician, politicians, political leader, political leaders, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorillas, leader, leaders, leading, cutthroat, cutthroat business, cutthroat world, inexperience, inexperienced, dog-eat-dog, dog-eat-dog world
"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"
"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, visitation, visitor, visitors, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, adult child, family, families, useless, pointless, unhelpful, foiled, failed, failure, failures, escape, escape plan, escape plans, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, make-up, makeup, make up, nail polish, nail file, nail files, lip gloss, lip stick, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, ruined plan, ruined plans, innocent, naive, contraband, smuggling, tool, tools
The struggle between good and luxury good.
"Are you sure this is the correct way to declassify documents?"
Tags:government, incompetence, bureaucracy, declassify, declassifies, declassification, foia, foia request, foia requests, request, requests, freedom of information act, incompetent, naive, naivete, shred paper, shredding papers, paper shredder, paper shredders, politician, politicians, corrupt, corruption, corrupted, corrupting, mankoff
"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."
"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."
Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.
Tags:sucker, suckers, gullible, naive, naivete, incompetent, incompetence, rip-off, ripped off, ripping off, aromatherapy, quack, quacks, quackery, fake, fakes, faker, fakers, three card monte, scam, scams, scamming, scammer, scammers, gullibility, believing, believing mind, believing minds, believing brain, believing brains
"It's late, Johnny, I don't think any television is on now."
Tags:pick-up, pick up, pick-ups, pick-ups, line, lines, chat up, chat ups, chat-up, chat-ups, chatting up, picking up, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, love life, love-life, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, naive, naivety, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs
"As a young man, I had many questions about love. I think I have the answers now, except for a few that are still pending in the courts."
Tags:young man, young men, sexually harass, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, sues, suing, metoo, #metoo, question, questions, questioning, question about love, questions about love, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, taken to court, naive, naivete, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour