"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."
Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.
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"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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A "Trump Bum" sits under the "Trump Tower" sign in New York City.
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"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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How Not to Remember Names
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"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."
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"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"
"Hey, good buddy! How you doin'?"
"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."
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"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."
"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."
"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."
"And this is Brie."
"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."
Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith & Smithereens
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"You don't look like a Dave."
"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
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Men and women in Heaven are standing around at a cocktail party wear name tags.
"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."
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All-Christopher Neighborhood, Westport, CT, 1988
Steven Nevets- Palindrome
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Monuments 'n' Stuff
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