"Actually, I preferred 'Heaven,' too, but then the marketing guys got hold of it."
Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.
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dog, dogs, greeting, greetings, introduction, introductions, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, smell, smells, smelling, party, parties, partying, name, names, name tag, name tags, cocktail party, cocktail parties, get-together, get-togethers, butt, dog behavior, dog behaviors, dog behaviour, dog behaviours"Yes, I'm sure it looked cute and clean, but I would sooner starve to death than eat lunch in a place called Jennifer's Biscuit."
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pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbish, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, lunch, lunches, lunchtime, starve, starving, hungry, hunger, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, name, names, superiority complex, social status, social class"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, eating, dining, reserving, reservation, reservations, dinner, waiter, waiters, server, servers, host, hosts, booking, name, names, language, languages, english, grammar, honorific, honorifics, title, titles, prefix, prefixes, dr, dr., doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, education, degree, degrees, postgraduate, postgraduates, phd, ph.d., postgraduate doctoral degree, customer service, service, rude, bad mannersA "Trump Bum" sits under the "Trump Tower" sign in New York City.
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trump, donald trump, president trump, building, buildings, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, bum, bums, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, begging, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, poverty, poor, income disparity, income inequality, elite, elites, the one percent, the 1%, wealthy, rich, affluent, well-off, contrast, contrasts, contrasting, brand, brands, branding, name, names, naming"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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couple, couples, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, name, names, forget, forgets, forgetting, faux pas, similar, similarity, confuse, confusing, confuses, confusion, memory, bad memory, forgettable, small talk, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, mutual friend, mutual friends, friendship, friendshipsHow Not to Remember Names
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name, names, memory, bad memory, memorize, memorizes, memorizing, memorise, memorises, memorising, memory trick, memory tricks, mnemonic device, mnemonic devices, device, devices, old friend, old friends, faux pas, forget, forgets, forgetting, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, rhyming scheme, rhyming schemes, bad idea, bad ideas"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."
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flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, hit on, hits on, hitting on, mascot, mascots, cartoons, cartoon character, cartoon characters, cocktail party, cocktail parties, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, chat up line, chat up lines, name, names, familiar, familiarity, surname, surnames, last name, last names, first names, first name"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"
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creature, creatures, monster, monsters, name, names, introducing, introductions, animal, animals, meeting, meetings, first meeting, first meetings, friendly"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, fiance, fiances, fiancee, fiancees, engaged, conflict, conflicts, pre-nup, pre-nups, pre-nuptial agreement, pre-nuptial agreements, contract, contracts, agreement, agreements, law, laws, legal, family law, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, label, labels, labelling, labeling, name, names, dividing, divorce, divorces"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, geography, country, countries, region, regions, name, names, memorising, memorizing, memorisation, memorization, eastern europe, asia"It's nothing, really, Mr. Phelps. I had just never heard of a place called the Prussian Tea Room before."
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tea room, tea rooms, russian tea room, russian tea rooms, prussia, prussian, german, germany, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, mislead, misleads, misleading, name, names, title, titles, soundalike, soundalikes"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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animal, animals, sheep, flock, flocks, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, bo-peep, little bo-peep, roll call, roll calls, attendance, present, answer, answers, answering, name, names, list, lists"And this is Brie."
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introductions, introducing, name, names, popular name, popular names, baby names, girl's names, food, brie, cheese, cheese wheel, cheese wheels, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, family, families"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."
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name, names, first name, first names, forename, forenames, unusual, average, jennifer, scott, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-respect, normalSmith, Smith, Smith, Smith & Smithereens
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smithereens, miniature, miniatures, shrink, shrunken, wordplay, word play, family, families, little people, shrunken people, family business, word game, word games, family businesses, business partner, business partners, company, companies, name, names, common name, common names, common surname, common surnames"This is really embarrassing. I've forgotten your name."
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bear, bears, bear cave, bear caves, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, forget, forgetting, forgotten, forgetful, name, names, remembering names, forgetting a name, forgetting names, embarrassed, embarrassing, promiscuous, promiscuity, sleep around, sleeping around, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, hibernation, hibernate, hibernatingMen and women in Heaven are standing around at a cocktail party wear name tags.
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religion, religious, death, dead, after death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, name, names, name tag, name tags, the late great, fame, legacy, legacies"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."
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name, names, surname, surnames, stubborn, stubbornness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, petty, pettiness, cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, first world problems, insult, insults, frustration, frustrationsSteven Nevets- Palindrome
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palindrome, palindromes, english language, the english language, language, grammar, door sign, door signs, job title, job titles, offices, office door, office doors, name, names, title, titles, funny name, funny names, unfortunate name, unfortunate name, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, entrance, entrances, entryway, entrywayMonuments 'n' Stuff
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storefront, storefronts, name, names, monument, monuments, grave, graves, headstone, headstones, cemetery, cemeteries, disrespect, disrespects, disrespecting, undertaker, undertakers, mortuary, mortuaries, dark humor, black humor, dark humour, black humour, tombstone, tombstones, respect for the dead, show respect, shows respect, showing respect, consumer, consumer culture, consumerism, death, die, dies, dying, retailer, retailers, window shop, window shops, window shopping, modern life, modern times