Welcome to Doreenia!
"We're not your grandma's rock band. We're her friend Irene's rock band."
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"Fine, I'll facetime with Nana - but it doesn't count as screen time."
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"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."
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"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."
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"Hey, I'll do the kvelling around here."
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Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.
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A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.
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"Gosh, Grandma, what big drinks you pour."
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Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas
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Just in time for Christmas, it's...Mildred, the world's first elderly doll!
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