"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."
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"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
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"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"You know all those anonymous gifts to charities – that was me,."
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"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."
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The Bisque Narcissus.
"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"
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"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"
His and Hers
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"It makes me feel better about myself."
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"Sometimes you act like you're the only narcissist in this marriage."
"The U.S.S. Narcissus"
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"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."
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"Are you positive he's the one who talked about himself all night and never once asked about you?"
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"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."
"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."
Supermart: No Parking Except For You.
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"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."
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"Relax. You're a famous author - no one expects you to talk about anything other than yourself."
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