Narcissism Cartoons

"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

Narcissist Cards

"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!

"You know all those anonymous gifts to charities – that was me,."

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"

"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."

"My majesty."

"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."

The Bisque Narcissus.

"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"

"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"

His and Hers

"It makes me feel better about myself."

"Sometimes you act like you're the only narcissist in this marriage."

"The U.S.S. Narcissus"

"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."

"Are you positive he's the one who talked about himself all night and never once asked about you?"

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."

Supermart: No Parking Except For You.

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

"Relax. You're a famous author - no one expects you to talk about anything other than yourself."

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