"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."
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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
"You know all those anonymous gifts to charities – that was me,."
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"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
New from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."
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"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"
"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"
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His and Hers
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"What does he have to be falsely humble about?"
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"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."
Supermart: No Parking Except For You.
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"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."
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"You know why you like me? You like me because I like myself."
"Relax. You're a famous author - no one expects you to talk about anything other than yourself."
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Special Person Statue
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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
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"Say, we pandas are cute!"
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Greeting Cards for the Narcissist
"You're the woman of one of my dreams."
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Air Force One Designs
"Don't you ever feel just a little sorry for him?"
"It's my most personal building yet."
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