"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."
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blake, william blake, tyger, the tyger, tiger, the tiger, poet, poets, poetry, cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, fearful symmetry, delusion, delusions, delusional, delusions of grandeur, self-important, pretentious, pretentiousness, overestimate, overestimates, self-esteem, high self-esteems, feline, felines, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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sub, subs, submarine, submarines, sandwich, sandwiches, sammich, sammiches, hungry, hunger, hungers, starve, starves, starving, starvation, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, vain, vanity, fast food, overweight, overeat, overeats, overeating"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology, reflection, reflections, narcissus, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, love, self-centered, self-centred, vain, staring, gazing, food, soup, soups, bisque"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"
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grammar, capitals, capitalisation, proper noun, proper nouns, god, heaven, angel, angels, christianity, judaism, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, egocentric, egotist, self-absorbed, self-absorption, bible, the bible, deity, capitalize, grammar nazi, deities, monotheism, monotheist, reverential capitalisation, reverential capitalization, pronouns, pronoun, correct pronouns"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"
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narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, selfish, self absorbed, argue, argument, arguments"What does he have to be falsely humble about?"
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humble, humility, false humility, outrage, outraged, indignant, indignation, cocktail party, cocktail parties, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, proud, pride, humblebrag, humblebrags, brag, brags, bragging, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, big ego, big egos, large ego, large egos, huge ego, huge egos, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic"The U.S.S. Narcissus"
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supermarket, supermarkets, super-market, super-markets, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, parking space, parking spaces, grocery, groceries, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, self esteem, self-esteem, self esteems, self-esteems, parking spot, parking spots, illegal parking, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, selfish, selfishness"Relax. You're a famous author - no one expects you to talk about anything other than yourself."
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ego, egos, egotist, egotistical, egotists, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, narcissism, small talk, centre of attention, center of attention, small-talk, fame, famous, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer, writers, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, social skill, social skills, expectation, expectationsYou.com
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