"Of course it's not my son. My son is a nitwit. That's me, thirty years ago."
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"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"
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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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The Bisque Narcissus.
"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"
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"But enough about the dollar. Let's talk about me!"
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"Sometimes you act like you're the only narcissist in this marriage."
"What does he have to be falsely humble about?"
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"The U.S.S. Narcissus"
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"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."
Narcissus gets in touch with his feminine side.
"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."
Supermart: No Parking Except For You.
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"Relax. You're a famous author - no one expects you to talk about anything other than yourself."
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"No, you hang up first."
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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."
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"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."
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"Say, we pandas are cute!"
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