"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, nasty, mean
"You made that diagnosis just to be mean."
Woman Browses Section Labeled "Guiltmaking"
Tags:woman, women, crone, old crone, old hag, hag, old bag, guilt, guilt trip, guilt-trip, guilt tripped, guilt tripping, guilt-tripping, psychological, psychology, psychological warfare, greeting, greetings card, greeting cards, greetings cards, greetings, card, cards, celebration, spinster, spinsters, rude, rudely, rudeness, mean, meanness, nasty, nastily, nastiness, old lady, little old lady, old, older, elderly, grandmother, misogyny, misogynistic, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypes
"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."
Tags:cry for help, cries for help, crying for help, berate, berates, berating, boss, bosses, manager, managers, chew out, chews out, chewing out, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, snivel, snivelling, hold my calls, executive, executives, mean, nasty, cruel, cruelty, tongue-lashing, tongue-lashings, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, scold, scolds, scolding, beat, beats, beating, beatings, violent, violence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, business executive, business executives, executive, executives, human, humans, treatment, treated like a human being, executive, executives, boss, bosses, office worker, office workers, unfair, receptionist, receptionists, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, inhumane, inhumanity, cruel, cruelty, mean, nasty, nastiness
"The public is tiring of unfair attacks."
Tags:attack, attacks, campaign ad, campaign ads, negative ad, negative ads, politician, politicians, political campaign, political campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, campaigners, duel, duels, duelist, duelists, duellist, duellists, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, character assassination, assassination, assassinations, assassinating, nasty, bad politics, olden days, gun, guns, gun play, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, unfair, unfairness, coward, cowards, cowardly, shot in the back, shooting in the back
"Don't make me get ugly, Pendleton."
Tags:trapdoor, trapdoors, trap door, trap doors, executive, executives, fire, fires, firing, firings, sack, sacks, sacking, sackings, layoff, layoffs, laid off, cruel, cruelty, mean, nasty, evil, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies, corporation, corporations, temper, tempers, bad temper, ogre, ogres, evil, horrible, vengeful, vengeance, wrath
"My composition is called 'Mrs. Torrence Is a Big Fat Idiot.' "
Tags:teaching, teacher, teachers, public, public school, public schools, new teacher, new teachers, mean, meanness, nastiness, nasty, kid, kids, child, childhood, mean kid, mean kids, rush limbaugh, limbaugh, composition, school, schools, schooling, surprise, inflammatory, hack, paper, papers, homework, assignment, assignments, hack journalism, baseless, politics, political, politician, politicians, book, books, bookish, book worm, book lover, book lovers
Hecklers On Poetry Night
Tags:writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, heckle, heckler, hecklers, heckling, nasty, nastiness, mean, meanness, metaphor, metaphors, term, terms, terminology, metre
"Sorry—I live in a parallel universe."
Tags:parallel universe, rich, riches, rich man, poor man, poor, poverty, poor people, upper class, upper classes, ignore, ignores, ignoring, class divide, class division, class divisions, eye contact, cruel, cruelty, wealth gap, wealth gaps, income gap, income gaps, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, handout, handouts, casual cruelty, nasty, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, upward mobility
"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, wishing, happy, happiness, content, contented, smug, smugly, smugness, punch, punches, punching, sadistic, sadism, suit, suits, sleazy, sleaze, mean, meanness, nasty, nastiness, hurt, hurting, waste, wasted, wastes, satisfaction, satisfied, power, powerful, lamp, lamps, smug, smugness
Tags:spring cleaning, cleaning, house, mothers, spring, butter, pathetic, chipped, grimy, outdated, mildewed, broken, tragic, greasy, old, disgusting, bent, needs repair, worn, horrible, shabby, dull, nasty, moth-eaten, yellowed, cobwebbed, dusty, torn, cheesy, ugh, stained, crumbling, grody, wee, decrepit, worse, mess, messes, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, clean, cleans
"Ah, the return of the Incredible Hulk."
Tags:welcome, welcome home, welcoming, welcoming home, rude, rudeness, nasty, nastiness, mean, meanness, fishwives, fishwife, wife, wives, unhappy, husband, husbands, suitcase, suitcases, walk out, walk-out, married life, marriage, married, married couple, couple, couples, argue, argument, anger, angry, bully, bullying, bullied, patronise, patronize, patronised, patronized
Old Wine in an Old Bottle
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
Tags:mental health, anxiety, anxious, sad, sadness, reflection, reflect, reflecting, psychology, psychological, pathetic, imaginary, imagination, imaginations, narcissus, reference, referential, mean, meanness, nasty, nastiness, talking, talk, talks, self worth, low self worth, self-worth, self deprecating, self-deprecating, deprecating, effacing, self effacing, self-effacing, low self-worth, pond, ponds, park, modern life, modern world, mental, mind, personal, personal health, self worth, self-worth, worth
"It's a nasty little law. Fortunately for you, I'm a nasty little lawyer."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, the law, the legal system, legal system, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, embezzlement, embezzling, embezzler, embezzlers, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, nasty, nastiness, ruthless, ruthlessness, uncomprimising
"I was wondering, hon—how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?"
Tags:marriage, bad marriage, married, married life, married couple, couple, couples, toxic, toxic relationship, hazing, haze, hazed, dinner, mean, meanness, nasty, murphy's law, taking advantage, wife, wives, imprison, imprisoned, brainwashing, prove, proved, proving, brainwashed, honeymoon, honeymoon period, spoof, spoofs, spoofed, slapstick, slap stick
"Why is everyone's valuable input so stupid?"
Tags:executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, incompetent, incompetence, stupid, stupidity, input, valuable input, comment, comments, constructive criticism, constructive crit, idea, ideas, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, dismiss, dismisses, dismissing, dismissive, input, idea, ideas, suggestion, suggestions, unfriendly, intimidating, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, blunt, bluntness, frank, frankness, rude, nasty, impolite
"I'm at my nastiest tonight."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, nasty, nastiness, nastiest, mean, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, chatting up, flirt, flirts, flirting
"Now you're just being a jerk!"
Tags:literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, captain ahab, ahab, jerk, leg, peg leg, vindictive, nasty, mean, overkill, over kill, leg, my leg, legs
"Kids at school call us 'eight eyes'."
Tags:play on words, word play, word-play, redux, remix, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, four eyes, glasses, spec, specs, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, motherhood, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, bullying, child, bullies, bullied, tease, teasing, name calling, name-calling, mean, nasty, schadenfreude, two heads, two headed, missing the obvious, invert, inverted, classic
We Print Anything on Your T-Shirt
Tags:t-shirt, t-shirts, custom, customised, customized, customisation, customization, cigar, cigars, cigar store, cigar stores, cigar shop, cigar shops, insensitive, insensitivity, nasty, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, print, prints, printing, printing store, ledge, ledges, talk down, talks down, talking down, jumper, jumpers, jumping