"This would be a great place to put a huge city."
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"On the other hand, it may bring in more visitors."
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National Park Map
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"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."
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"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."
"There's no charge for wandering around in the woods, but a three-dollar contribution is suggested."
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Reindeer in a conga line do the limbo beneath a pipeline.
"It's nice to get out of Okefenokee for a few days."
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A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.
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"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."
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"Go straight until you get to the Body Shop. Then there's a path to the right that leads to the Gap. A little farther along, just past the Limited, there's a clearing, Victoria's Secret is right there."
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, mall, malls, commercialism, commercial interest, commercial interests, deforest, deforests, deforestation, direction, directions, maze, mazes, store, stores, storefront, storefronts, national park, national parks, sell out, sells out, selling out, sold out, environmental issue, environmental issues
"It's the most blatant violation of park rules I've ever seen."
Tags:park, parks, national park, national parks, yellowstone, animal, animals, bear, bears, wild, wildlife, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, violation, violations, violating, rule, rules, blatant, obvious, don't feed the animals, regulation, regulations, environment, nature, unnatural, environmental issues
Your Face In Stone
Tags:rushmore, carve, carves, carving, statue, statues, personal, personalized, personalised, personalization, stone, stones, sculpture, sculpt, sculpts, sculpting, monument, monuments, monumental, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, national park, national parks, privatize, privatizing, privatization, privatise, privatised, privatising, privatisation, road trip, road trips, vanity, vain, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, mount rushmore
Themeless Park - 1 Mile
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Death Valley National Park - The clue is in the name!
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death valley, desert, deserts, california, nevada, national park, national parks, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., landmark, landmarks
Welcome to Yosemite, Hell on Earth!
Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.
Sequoia National Park - Caution! Beware!
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Stay at Home Yellowstone.
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Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.
Best selling Grand Canyon souvenirs.
THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER
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"Wrong Side of the Tracks National Park
Tags:national park, national parks, nature reserve, nature reserves, wrong side of the tracks, bad side of town, white trash, litter, littering, anti-littering, anti-littering sign, class, class snobbery, class snob, class snobs, stereotype, stereotypes, national stereotype, national stereotypes, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words
"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."
The Rogets on Vacation