"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
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"That can't be good."
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"Still, you gotta admit crime is down."
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God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.
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"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."
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"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."
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"Pickles, if you don't get off my lap, we're toast."
Acts of God
"He hasn't been the same since Hurricane Bob."
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"If they want us to take these storms seriously, they have to start giving them scarier names."
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"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."
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"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."
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"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."
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"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
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"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."
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"I begged him to get help."
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"The gods seem in touch with their anger tonight."
"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."
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"My God, now what?"
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"Hello yes, I placed an order on seamless and it's been nearly an hour."
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"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"
"Tell me again about the time before the sands came."
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"The gods are antic tonight."
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"Are you still mad? I thought I felt an aftershock."
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"It's O.K. for now, but ultimately I'd like to work somewhere other than a post-apocalyptic world."
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