Natural Disasters Cartoons

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

"That can't be good."

"Still, you gotta admit crime is down."

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

"Pickles, if you don't get off my lap, we're toast."

Acts of God

"He hasn't been the same since Hurricane Bob."

"If they want us to take these storms seriously, they have to start giving them scarier names."

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

"Whenever I sense an earthquake coming, I close my eyes and pretend I'm napping."

"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"

"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."

"I begged him to get help."

"The gods seem in touch with their anger tonight."

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."

"My God, now what?"

"Hello yes, I placed an order on seamless and it's been nearly an hour."

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

"Tell me again about the time before the sands came."

"The gods are antic tonight."

"Are you still mad? I thought I felt an aftershock."

"It's O.K. for now, but ultimately I'd like to work somewhere other than a post-apocalyptic world."