"Flotsam off the starboard bow, Captain."
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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
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"You can let that go till later, Harris."
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One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.
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"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
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"Stand down. It's only toxic waste."
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"I just think it sends the wrong message."
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"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."
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"Captain, we've taken on strippers."
"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."
"That, of course, is the military solution."
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"I may not be home tonight, … I'm imbedded with the troops."
"I have more underneath."
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"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."
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"Deploy countermeasures, for crying out loud! Oy, you're just like your father but lazier."
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"Folsom's seasick, sir."
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(General admission) (Private screening)
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"Get in step."
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A US solider supports the world like Atlas.
"Request an extended leave to regroup myself, sir. I've been feeling a bit soft on Communism lately."
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A pilot flies a kite.
"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."
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"Sir, I've been debriefed, deprogrammed and debugged. May I go home now?"