Neanderthal Cartoons

Neanderthal Cartoons

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"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."

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"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."

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"My next big project is brakes."

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"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."

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"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"

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"It advanced the technology, but it's not a game changer."

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"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"

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"When I was your age, things were exactly the way they are now."

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The First Stairs

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"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."

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"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

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"We feel that your female characters are somewhat undeveloped."

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Gentrification: Ground Zero

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"We have to stick around - the fire guy's coming between twelve and two."

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"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."

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"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

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"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

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Cavemen Staring At Rocks Like Phones

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"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

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"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."

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"I hunt and she gathers-otherwise, we couldn't make ends meet."

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"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

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"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

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"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

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"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

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