"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
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cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric man, technophobe, technophobes, luddite, luddites, behind the times, out of date, invention, inventions, modern technology, modern technologies, club, clubs, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, sales people, new technology, new technologies"Thanks. It's vintage."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, skin, skins, fur, furs, leopard, leopard skin, leopard fur, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, dress, dresses, fashion, clothing, clothes, women's fashion, women's clothes, women's clothing, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, vintage, vintage clothes, vintage clothing, vintage fashion, classic, modern fashion, modern life"My next big project is brakes."
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caveman, wheels, inventor, inventors, inventions, cavemen, wheel, invention, the wheel, hills, hill, running, projects, project, neanderthal, neanderthals, inventing, inventing project, inventing projects, prehistoric, prehistory, chisel, chisels, brake, brakes, technological advances, technological advancements"I need it yesterday."
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caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, primitive, paleolithic, evolution, evolved, secretary, secretaries, reception, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, urgent, deadlines, deadline, neanderthal, neanderthals, business, businesses, work, employee, employees, boss, manager, managersCook Food- The Original Theme Restaurant
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restaurant, eating out, dining out, theme restaurant, theme restaurants, themed restaurant, themed restaurants, cooked food, hot food, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early manCaveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, shadow, shadows, puppet, puppets, puppetry, shadow puppet, shadow puppets, shadow puppetry, shadow animal, animal, animals, kid, kids, child, children, entertaining, sabretooth, sabertooth, saber tooth tiger, sabre tooth tiger, dinosaur, dinosaurs, loving, love, happy family, happy families, domestic, domestic scene, family"This is mastodon. I told you to get mammoth."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, mammoth, mammoths, metaphor, metaphors, shopping, shop, shops, hunting, hunt, modern, modern life, food, foodie, demand, demanding, fishwife, fishwives, mastodon, married life, marriage, wife, wives"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."
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language, languages, linguistic, linguistics, education, educate, educating, teach, teaching, history, historic, historical, learn, learning, speak, speaking, oral history, stone age, stone ages, iron age, iron ages, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo erectus, homo sapien, homo sapiens, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, cave-man, cave-men, prehistory, prehistoric, cave, caves, declarative, simple, simplicity, complicate, complicated, complex, progress, progression, progressions, progressiveCaveman at Computer
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neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, computer, computers, pc, pcs, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"
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couple, couples, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, name, names, forget, forgets, forgetting, faux pas, similar, similarity, confuse, confusing, confuses, confusion, memory, bad memory, forgettable, small talk, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, mutual friend, mutual friends, friendship, friendships"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, stone, stones, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, bid, bids, bidding, bidder, bidders, auction, auctions, auctioning, auction house, auction houses, auctioneer, auctioneers, selling, salesmen, salesmen, consumerism, art, first, beginning, origin"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"
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pre-history, prehistory, pre-historic, prehistoric, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, stone age, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave, caves, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cold, ice age, freezing, season, seasons, winter, snow, ice, heating, heater, heaters, cliche, cliches, word play, wordplay, always cold, woman, women, complaint, complaints, complaining, complaining about the cold, complaining about the weather, weather, temperature, temperatures, stereotype, stereotypes"I blame all the violent cave paintings."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, violence, violent, tv, television, video, vidya, video games, absurd, media, sensational, sensationalism, sensationalist"Renk just discovered beard oil."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, facial hair, beard, beards, beard oil, haircare, hair care, personal appearance, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"
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arrowhead, arrowheads, lance, lances, lance point, lance points, future generation, future generations, caveman, cavemen, scientist, scientists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, acheology, archeologist, archeologists, generation, generations, arrow head, arrow heads, paleolithic, neanderthal, neanderthals, prank, pranks, pranking"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tribe, tribes, tarzan of the, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spin off, spin-off, shave, plot hole, plot holes, plot, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, invention, inventions, inventing, innovation, innovative, helmet, helmets, safety, wheel, wheels, protective gear, protective equipment, protection"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"
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slack, slacks, jogger, joggers, pant, pants, comfort, comfortable, comforting, cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, pleated slacks, fashion, leisure, leisurewear"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fire"He makes it look easy."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tribe, tribes, paint, painting, art, arts, artist, artistic, painter, painters, cave painting"The long and short of it, Fred, is that you've gotten too far ahead of your constituency."
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tribe, tribes, political, party politics, constituent, constituents, constituency, petty politics, politics, metaphor, metaphorical, metaphors"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."
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