Neanderthals Cartoons

"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

"Thanks. It's vintage."

"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."

"My next big project is brakes."

"I need it yesterday."

Cook Food- The Original Theme Restaurant

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"This is mastodon. I told you to get mammoth."

"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."

Caveman at Computer

"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

"I blame all the violent cave paintings."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"It advanced the technology, but it's not a game changer."

"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"

"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"

"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I'm waiting for it to defrost."

"He makes it look easy."

"The long and short of it, Fred, is that you've gotten too far ahead of your constituency."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."