Neanderthals Cartoons

"We are neither hunters nor gatherers. We are accountants."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
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CC24873
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business, accounting, money, history, stone age, hunter gatherer, hunter gatherers, hunting and gathering, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, accountant, accountants, money manager, money managers, accounts receivable, accounts payable

"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
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CC123941
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3325x3610 pixels (unwatermarked)
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invent, invents, inventing, inventor, inventors, fire, discovery of fire, invention, inventions, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, neanderthal, neanderthals, primitive, primitive technology, primitive technologies, advanced technoloy, out of ideas, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, tapped out, jealous, jealousy

"My next big project is brakes."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
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CC125195
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caveman, wheels, inventor, inventors, inventions, cavemen, wheel, invention, the wheel, hills, hill, running, projects, project, neanderthal, neanderthals, inventing, inventing project, inventing projects, prehistoric, prehistory, chisel, chisels, brake, brakes, technological advances, technological advancements

"We'll start out by speaking in simple declarative sentences."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC123995
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3691x4173 pixels (unwatermarked)
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language, languages, linguistic, linguistics, education, educate, educating, teach, teaching, history, historic, historical, learn, learning, speak, speaking, oral history, stone age, stone ages, iron age, iron ages, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo erectus, homo sapien, homo sapiens, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, cave-man, cave-men, prehistory, prehistoric, cave, caves, declarative, simple, simplicity, complicate, complicated, complex, progress, progression, progressions, progressive

"I always forget - is it Kirsten or Kristin?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC121645
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4000x3024 pixels (unwatermarked)
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couple, couples, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, name, names, forget, forgets, forgetting, faux pas, similar, similarity, confuse, confusing, confuses, confusion, memory, bad memory, forgettable, small talk, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, mutual friend, mutual friends, friendship, friendships

"It advanced the technology, but it's not a game changer."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC132953
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2949x2263 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hammer, hammers, game-changer, game-changers, game changer, game changers, club, clubs, neanderthal, neanderthals, cavemen, caveman, prehistoric, prehistory, technological advances, technological advancements, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions

"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC125014
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6987x5670 pixels (unwatermarked)
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arrowhead, arrowheads, lance, lances, lance point, lance points, future generation, future generations, caveman, cavemen, scientist, scientists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, acheology, archeologist, archeologists, generation, generations, arrow head, arrow heads, paleolithic, neanderthal, neanderthals, prank, pranks, pranking

"When I was your age, things were exactly the way they are now."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
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CC134575
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2889x2182 pixels (unwatermarked)
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caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, progress, progressive, technology, stagnant, stagnation, father, fathers, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, technological progress, nostalgia, nostalgic, generation gap, generation gaps, prehistoric, prehistory

The First Stairs

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
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CC123218
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man, men, early man, cave man, caveman, cave men, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo erectus, homo sapiens, stake, stakes, stab, stabbed, spike, spikes, idiot, idiotic, idiots, idiocy, experiment, experiments, experimentation, experimental, stone age, stone ages, bronze age, bronze ages, iron age, iron ages, history, historical, ouch, innovate, innovation, try again, determination, innovating, discovery, discover, sacrifice, prototype, prototypes, first draft, first drafts

"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC125485
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cavemen, thomas hobbes, depression, sadness, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, hobbes, quote, quotes, quotation, life is nasty, brutish, short, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, cave men, cave man, occupation, occupations, career, careers, career choice, career choices, mankoff

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC28943
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relationships, marriage, women, men, macho, masculine, masculinity, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, embrace your masculinity, embracing your masculinity, masculine side, masculine sides, cave person, cave people, modern man, modern men, mankoff

"We feel that your female characters are somewhat undeveloped."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC43100
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cavemen, caveman, publisher, writer, publishers, writers, undeveloped, characters, character, female character, female characters, stone age, manuscript, manuscripts, publishing, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, author, authors, novelist, novelists, mankoff

Gentrification: Ground Zero

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC140359
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ground zero, gentrified, gentrification, shop, shops, sell out, sells out, selling out, stone age, stone aged, neanderthal, neanderthals, shopping center, shopping centers, strip mall, strip malls, shopping centre, shopping centres, store, stores, corporation, corporations, corporate sellout, corporate sellouts, chain restaurant, chain restaurants

"We have to stick around - the fire guy's coming between twelve and two."

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC139155
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repairman, repairmen, wait, waits, waiting, nuisance, nuisances, plumber, plumbers, repair, home repair, home repairs, inconvenient, inconvenience, arrival time, arrival times, waste of time, wastes of time, wasting time, time window, time windows, fire, invention of fire, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, cable guy

"Before we begin, I'd like to thank Ogg for making this wonderful fire, which, up until now, I had not thought him capable of."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC141144
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fire, fires, invention, inventions, inventing, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, opening remarks, start, starts, starting, give credit, giving credit, contribution, contributions, contributing, contribute, contributes

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
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CC133409
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artist, artists, artistry, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave painting, cave paintings, prehistory, prehistoric, fine artist, fine artists, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretense, snob, snobs, snobby, first, firsts, claim to fame, claims to fame, gimmick, gimmicks, gimmicky, invention, inventor, inventors, commentary, commentaries, pompous, pomposity, pompousness, discover fire, discovers fire, wheel, art gallery, art galleries, curator, curators, museum, museums, art museum, art museums

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
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CC139126
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wall art, caveman, cavemen, cave art, auroch, aurochs, neanderthal, neanderthals, neandertal, neandertals, warning, warnings, warn, warns, caution, caution sign, caution signs, cave painting, cave paintings, protect, protects, protecting, family, families, danger, dangers, dangerous, predator, predators, prey, stampede, stampedes, stampeding, anthropology, anthropologist, anthropologists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists

Cavemen Staring At Rocks Like Phones

Artist:
Finck, Liana
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CC142055
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, smart phone, smartphone, iphone, iphones, cell, cells, cell phone, phone, phones, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, text, texting, texting and walking, walking and texting, disconnect, disconnected, uninvolved, ignorant, ignorance, commentary, comment, social commentary, modern, modern life, historical, history, phub, phubbed, phubbing

"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC140941
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paleo, diets, cavemen, diet fads, eating healthy, eat healthy, eats healthy, fad diet, fad diets, fad, fads, caveman, cavemen, paleolithic, neanderthal, neanderthals, protein, protein diet, protein diets, option, options, lack of choice, choice, choices, no choice, mankoff

"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC123827
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, teaching, teach, teacher, taught, everything i know, passing on, knowledge, knowledge exchange, exchanges, exchanging, rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, splitting, splitting rocks, generation, generational, generations, education, educating

"I hunt and she gathers-otherwise, we couldn't make ends meet."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
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CC31547
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hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, gender role, gender roles, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, gender gap, gender divide, gender divisions, gender divisions, division of labor, divisions of labor, division of labour, divisions of labour, anthropology, anthropologist, anthropologists, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, neanderthal, neanderthals, outdated, make ends meet, making ends meet, household, households, day-to-day, stone age

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
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CC122512
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, tech, science, technology, technological, museum, museums, industry, wheel, the wheel, fire

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
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CC125529
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, fashions, fashion, fashionable, fashionably, plaid, plaid print, print, prints, pants, clothes, clothing, leopard, leopard print, animal hide, animal skins, couple, couples, fashionista, fashionistas, fashion police

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
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CC124888
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slack, slacks, jogger, joggers, pant, pants, comfort, comfortable, comforting, cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, pleated slacks, fashion, leisure, leisurewear

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
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CC135088
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cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, count, counting, stonehenge, henge, henges, trilathons, trilathon, parody, parodies, spoof, spoofs, solution, solutions, problem solving, finding solutions