Ask me about my thick neck.
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"The wattle fairy came again last night."
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Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth
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"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."
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"I feel a lot of tension here."
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A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.
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Woman with a long neck and no head walks out of a hat shop wearing a hat.
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