"I'll be on Fifth Avenue, pressing my cold little nose wistfully against shop windows."
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"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."
"If you don't want the real-estate section, can I take a look at it?"
"Well, we needed the rain."
"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."
"Thanks, but what I really need is some bigger shorts."
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"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."
Tags:stray, strays, adopt, adopted, adopting, adoption, scratch, scratched, scratching, scratches, scratching post, pet, pets, new pet, new cat, house cat, indoor cat, lap cat, needy, need, attention, attentive, problem, problem cat, cats, cat, crazy cat ladies, crazy cat lady, kitty, kitties, kitten, threaten, threat, threats, love, loving, loved, warn, warning, warned
"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"
Tags:captain, gender stereotype, man, men, women, woman, captains, space travel, space ship, space ships, spaceship, spaceships, black hole, black holes, need, needs, miscommunication, miscommunications, understanding, communication problem, communication problems, want, wants, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses
"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."
Tags:gossip, gossips, gossiper, gossipers, gossiping, gossiped, chatterbox, chatterboxes, chatting, clingy, clinginess, needy, neediness, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, emotional need, emotional needs, emotionally needy, need, needs, female friend, female friends
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
"The $19.99 Stairway to the Stars"
Tags:discount, discounts, need, needless, luxury, luxuries, buy buy buy, buy, buyer, buying, impulse, impulse buy, consumer, consumerism, rampant, rampant consumerism, obsolete, dollar store, dollar store version, knock off, knock-off, knock offs, knock-offs, sky, skies, star, stars, constellation, constellations, obsolete, useless, tat, critical, critique, critiqued
"I need to relax!"
"My wife understands me."
Tags:gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaints, bar, bars, bar stool, bar stools, barfly, barflies, whinge, whinges, whine, whines, whining, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, booze, boozer, boozers, commiserate, commiserates, commiserating, commiseration, commiserations, cliche, cliches, cliched, depressed, depressing, depression, communication, communicate, communicating, need, needs, desire, desires, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counseling, marriage counselling
A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, quote, quotes, marx, karl marx, critique of the gotha program, marxism, marxist, marxists, socialism, socialist, socialists, politics, philosophical, ability, abilities, need, needs, from each according to his ability, poverty
"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
Tags:job, jobs, job offer, job offers, desire, desires, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment, lazy, laziness, position, positions, want, wants, need, needs, new perspective, new perspectives, different perspective, different perspectives, hr department, human resources, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
"It's really frightening that all these infomercials are for things I really want."
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., consumerism, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, commercial, commercials, infomercial, infomercials, product, products, want, need, shopping, home shopping, the power of advertising, the power of marketing, shopper, shoppers, women, woman, stereotype, stereotypes
"Our planet has run out of cocaine."
Tags:cocaine, coke, cocaine addict, cocaine addicts, cocaine addiction, drug, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, addict, addicts, need, needs, addiction, addictions, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, abusing, ufo, ufos, alien, aliens, search, searches, searching, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivation, great lengths, going to great lengths, user, users
"How can I bench-press twice my weight when there are children in this world who don't even have weights?"
Tags:gym, gyms, weight, weights, bench-press, bench-pressing, body weight, personal trainer, personal trainers, children, poverty, living in poverty, third-world country, poor, disheartened, disheartening, access, inaccessible, unfair, deprived, deprivation, need, needs, basic needs, poverty-stricken, charity, help, living condition, living conditions, exercise, exercising, strength training, suffer, suffers, suffering
"Polly want this, Polly want that. What about what Polly need?"
"Who needs men when there's chocolate."
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"But ask yourself, do you really need high speed broadband?"
"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."
Tags:relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, immature, immaturity, break up, break ups, breaking up, relationship problems, need, needs, needed, married, married man, unprepared, not ready, wary, afraid, hesitant, hesitating, deep inside, deep, moving on, move on, uncommitted, commitment problems
"Plastic novelty squirty flower ... ! Plastic novelty squirty flower ... !"
Tags:clown, clowns, clowned, clowning, lost, dehydrated, dehydrate, dehydrates, dehydrating, desert, deserts, water, thirsty, thirst, trinket, trinkets, squirty flower, squirty flower, squirty flowers, plastic flower, plastic flowers, flower, flowers, need, needs, desire, desires, dehydration, lose water, loses water, lost water, losing water
I need to pee