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"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"
"Staring holes in me probably increases your risk of stroke."
The Trouble With Autonomous Vehicles
"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."
"I suppose I could call my life coach... but he's always such a downer."
"Durable goods wise we're in a world of hurt. But, on the plus side our cupcake division is going gangbusters."