Neglect Cartoons

"All right, so I missed your soccer game. But didn't my assistant send you a lovely fruit basket?"

"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."

"You've changed, Howie."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Since my mother was rarely home, I guess I blame my nanny."

"I've bought home some work, which I'll be doing in my study. See you in the morning. Good night."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

"Of course, we love you. Hasn't Maria told you?"

'Home Schooling'

Mother Goose and Mother Nature Play Canasta

"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

"Oops! There goes another rubber-tree plant!"

The Letters Of Jean-Paul Sartre To His Mother

"The father belonged to some people who were driving through in a Packard."

"I only overshare because you never listen."

"Looks like crime is down."

"As long as you're getting all religious you can start worshipping me."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

"And this is our child, but we never use him."

"Shall I mark you absent or present today?"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I would have gotten that report to you sooner, but I wasn't held enough as a child."

"It's slow everywhere right now. For crying out loud, Boris, it's shark week."

"Notice anything different?"