"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."
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"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."
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"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"
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"So make me an offer."
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"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."
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"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."
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"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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"Butt out, Buster! Who the hell do you think you are-Jimmy Carter?"
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The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney
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"Look, I'm doing a little me-time right now. Why don't you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I'll be over at eight for a little us-time."
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"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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"I'm afraid you're a bit too high-minded for us, Rawson. Do you think you could see your way clear to resigning in disgust?"
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"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."
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"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "
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Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.
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"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."
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"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."
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"828,000 square miles for $15 million -- as is?"
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"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."
"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."
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"We're going to try to negotiate first."
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