Negotiate Cartoons

Negotiate Cartoons

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"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

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"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

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"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."

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"So make me an offer."

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"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

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The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

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"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."

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"How much if I pedal?"

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The Tooth Accountant

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"Please, sir, I want it all."

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"Let me chase the squirrels from now on."

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"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

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"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

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Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

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"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."

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"Look, I'm doing a little me-time right now. Why don't you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I'll be over at eight for a little us-time."

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"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

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"If it's important to you, Jessica. It's important to daddy, but I don't think it's important to you."

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"You win - I'll take the buyout."

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"I'm sorry, Chad, … if it's a subpoena I don't think I can negotiate an appearance fee."

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"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."

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"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."

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"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

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"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

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"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"

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