Negotiating Cartoons

Negotiating Cartoons

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Negotiating cartoon

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

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"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

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"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."

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"So make me an offer."

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"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

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"I had no idea his constant barking was a problem. Thanks for letting me know you're bothered by it."

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"Couldn't I do a couple of hundred hours of community service instead?"

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The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

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"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."

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"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

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The Tooth Accountant

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"Please, sir, I want it all."

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"Let me chase the squirrels from now on."

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"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

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"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

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"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."

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"No, damn it, we keep Tuffy."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132896   High Res: 4608x2202 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, business, businessmen, businessman, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, bargaining, contract, contracts, deal, deals, keep

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"My people will get back to your people."

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"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

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"If it's important to you, Jessica. It's important to daddy, but I don't think it's important to you."

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"Very impressive, Mr. Crawley, but no one on our side of the table wants to feel your muscle."

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"I'm sorry, Chad, … if it's a subpoena I don't think I can negotiate an appearance fee."

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"You know what you're doing? Criminalizing policy differences."

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"Remind me again—what do I usually promise you so you'll take on extra work?"

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"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

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