Negotiation Cartoons

Negotiation Cartoons

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"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

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"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

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"I do have a fallback position, but it involves firearms."

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"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

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"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."

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"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."

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"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

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"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."

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"I had no idea his constant barking was a problem. Thanks for letting me know you're bothered by it."

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The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

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"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."

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"How much if I pedal?"

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"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

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"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

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"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "

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"Let me chase the squirrels from now on."

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"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

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Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

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"Look, I'm doing a little me-time right now. Why don't you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I'll be over at eight for a little us-time."

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"No, damn it, we keep Tuffy."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC132896   High Res: 4608x2202 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, business, businessmen, businessman, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, bargaining, contract, contracts, deal, deals, keep

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"My people will get back to your people."

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"If it's important to you, Jessica. It's important to daddy, but I don't think it's important to you."

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"Very impressive, Mr. Crawley, but no one on our side of the table wants to feel your muscle."

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"Remind me again—what do I usually promise you so you'll take on extra work?"

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"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."

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