Negotiation Cartoons

"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC42819
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2831x2066 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wolf, wolves, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, preys, contract, contracts, negotiation, negotiations, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, business deal, business deals, legal contract, legal contracts, binding, contract, binding contracts, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120885
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2000x1798 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rancher, ranchers, ranching, wrangler, wranglers, wrangling, drover, drovers, cattle, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, cattle drive, cattle drives, cow, cows, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, american west, negotiation, negotiating, negotiate, persuasion, persuade, persuading, herd mentality, individual, individuality, rebel, rebels, rebellion, youthful rebellion

"I do have a fallback position, but it involves firearms."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22408
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1546x1207 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fallback position, fallback positions, plan b, plan bs, backup plan, backup plans, negotiation, negotiations, business negotiation, business negotiations, firearm, firearms, gun crime, gun crimes, threat, threats, threatening, intimidation, intimidations, intimidating

"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC122114
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3250x2796 pixels (unwatermarked)
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paula abdul, simon cowell, randy jackson, judge, judges, judge panel, judge panels, sue, sued, suing, lawsuit, lawsuits, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, panel, panels, paula, reality show, reality shows, competition, competitions, negotiating strategy, negotiating strategies, good cop, bad cop, routine, routines

"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC43142
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3140x1792 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, business deal, business deals, business negotiations, cut-throat, cut throat, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, backed into a corner, croc, crocs, gator, gators, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers

"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC28691
High Res:
1951x1456 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
peanuts, make peanuts, making peanuts, low wage, low wages, wage, wages, value, valued, elephant, elephants, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, good deal, good deals, bad deal, bad deals, deal, deals, negotiate, negotiates, negotiation, negotiations, perspective, perspectives, earnings, currency, currencies

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC122403
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3250x3333 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
diplomacy, diplomatic, negotiate, negotiation, coach, coaches, box, boxing, unrealistic, advice, priority, negotiating, boxer, politics, international relations, force, forces, forced, power, powerful, violent, violence, violently, diplomats, advise, advising, inappropriate, context, boxers, boxed, punch, punching, last resort, violence is a last resort, persuasion, persuading, military force

"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC134828
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4617x4008 pixels (unwatermarked)
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whine, whines, whining, nag, nags, nagging, complain, complains, complaining, negotiation, negotiations, parent, parents, parenting, toddler, toddlers, candy, snack, snacks, junk food, junk foods, dealmaker, dealmakers, deal maker, deal makers, negotiator, negotiators, scold, scolds, scolding, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, family therapy

"I had no idea his constant barking was a problem. Thanks for letting me know you're bothered by it."

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC133199
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3015x3041 pixels (unwatermarked)
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midwest peace talks, mideast peace talks, mideast, middle east, turmoil, peace talk, peace talks, peace accord, peace accords, ceasefire, ceasefires, ceasefire agreement, ceasefire agreements, accords, middle america, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, hard bargain, hard bargains, bark, barks, barking, dog, dogs, agreeable, good-natured, civilized, civilised, discussion, discussions, mature, maturity, nuisance, nuisances, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborly, friendly, friendliness, sociable

The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC29919
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2375x3070 pixels (unwatermarked)
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deal, dealmaker, deal maker, deal makers, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, uncle, uncles, chitchat, idle chitchat, chat, chats, chatting, small talk, funny story, funny stories, butter up, butters up, buttering up, meeting, meetings, business lunch, business lunches, business dinner, business dinners

"Here's the deal, Kim. I pick up eggs and butter, but no dry cleaning."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC38871
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1881x2237 pixels (unwatermarked)
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broker, brokers, marriage, married life, husband, husbands, shopping, men, man, negotiate, negotiating, negotiation, negotiation skills, call, calls, wife, wives, groceries, grocery, home, housewife, grocery shopping, metropolitan, metropolitan life, urban life, urban, seedy, sleazy, businessman, businessmen, never off the clock, workaholic, work a holic, work-a-holic, work addiction, exec, execs, deal, deals, art of the deal, wheeler dealer, movie, movies, film, films, chores, chore, relationship, relationship building, relationships

"How much if I pedal?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC124228
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5541x3816 pixels (unwatermarked)
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negotiate, pay, money, economic, cheap, transportation, haggle, haggles, haggling, negotiation, negotiations, rickshaw, rickshaws, cabbie, cabbies, cabby, cab driver, cab drivers, rideshare, rideshares, ridesharing, price reduction, price reductions, pedal, pedals, pedalling, mankoff

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32588
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2193x1853 pixels (unwatermarked)
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right, rights, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, negotiator, negotiators, personal information, personal info, sell, sells, selling, electronic rights, social media, social network, social networks, spy, spies, spying, demographic, demographics, sales information, big data

"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC140847
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3088x2622 pixels (unwatermarked)
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menu, menus, waiter, waiters, wait staff, restaurant, restaurants, impatient, impatience, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, order, orders, ordering, turning tables, turn tables, shoo, shoos, hurry, hurries, hurry along, hurries along, frustration, frustrations, front-of-house, mediator, mediators, mediation, negotiator, negotiators, negotiation

"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC135282
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2973x2836 pixels (unwatermarked)
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toy, toys, elf, elves, workshop, workshops, christmas, north pole, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, businessman, businessmen, head for business, toy shop, toy shops, worker, workers, middle man, middle men, profit, profits, profiting, union, unions, union employee, union employees, union worker, union workers, corporate ladder, work up, working up, work your way up, working your way up, creator, creators, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, business deal, business deals, dealmaker, dealmakers, negotiator, negotiators, negotiation, negotiations, xmas, x-mas, santa's workshop, workshop, workshops, father christmas

"Let me chase the squirrels from now on."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC139804
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3088x3804 pixels (unwatermarked)
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chase, chases, chasing, dog, dogs, canine, canines, walk, walks, walking, broken arm, broken arms, sling, slings, squirrel, squirrels, startle, startles, startling, run, runs, running, fracture, fractures, fractured, arm, arms, limb, limbs, negotiate, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC139537
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4537x3338 pixels (unwatermarked)
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overtime, time and a half, wage, wages, contract, contracts, entitled, entitlement, expectant, expectation, expectations, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, union, unions, negotiations, negotiation, negotiate, negotiating, homework, homeworking, doing homework, chore, chores

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC28951
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2460x1751 pixels (unwatermarked)
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chinese food, chinese restaurant, chinese restaurants, lunch, lunches, business lunch, business lunches, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, law partner, law partners, law office, law offices, principle, principles, share, sharing, negotiate, negotiation, negotiations, agreement, agreements, comprehensive, pre-victual, victual, victuals, dishes, dish, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, disagreement, disagreements, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, group, groups, law, food, legal

"Look, I'm doing a little me-time right now. Why don't you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I'll be over at eight for a little us-time."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32476
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2057x1841 pixels (unwatermarked)
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telephone call, telephone calls, relationship, relationships, partnership, partnerships, love, time, quality time, free time, me time, personal time, personal space, alone time, solo time, negotiate, negotiation, mediate, mediation, explanation, explain, explaining, talk, talking, dating, dates, men

"My people will get back to your people."

Artist:
Dedini, Eldon
Search ID:
CC30924
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3041x1840 pixels (unwatermarked)
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king, kings, ruler, rulers, general, generals, officer, officers, ancient rome, ancient greece, barbarians, vikings, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, diplomacy, diplomats, diplomat, international relations, foreign relations, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, fight, fights, fighting, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, army, armies, enemy, enemies, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay

"If it's important to you, Jessica. It's important to daddy, but I don't think it's important to you."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302008
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dad, dads, daddy, daddies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, child, children, childhood, kid, kids, negotiate, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, logic, family, families

"Very impressive, Mr. Crawley, but no one on our side of the table wants to feel your muscle."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC44268
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1705x1687 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, meeting, meetings, health, fitness, muscle, muscles, showing off, show-off, show-offs, macho, manly, bicep, biceps, bravado, strength, bully, bullies, bullying, workplace bullying, threatening, threat, threats, powerful, strong, power, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bodybuilder, bodybuilders, bodybuilding

"Remind me again—what do I usually promise you so you'll take on extra work?"

Artist:
Panckeri, Drew
Search ID:
CC143582
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3087x2425 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, overtime, overwork, extra work, promise, promises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bad memory, remembering, reminder, reminders, black company, black corporation

"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC28250
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2019x1753 pixels (unwatermarked)
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death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, prison, prisons, jail, jails, sentence, sentencing, sentences, negotiate, negotiation, con, conning, conned, cons, bargain, bargains, crime, criminal, criminals, prisoner, prisoners, life imprisonment, life sentence, life