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Negotiations Cartoons
Negotiations cartoon 1 of 77
"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"
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wolf, wolves, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, preys, contract, contracts, negotiation, negotiations, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, business deal, business deals, legal contract, legal contracts, binding, contract, binding contracts, hostile takeover, hostile takeoversNegotiations cartoon 2 of 77
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
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business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, contract, contracts, employment, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, negotiate, door, doors, doggy door, doggy doors, doggie door, doggie doors, food, perk, perks, benefit, benefitsNegotiations cartoon 3 of 77
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
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business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, contract, contracts, employment, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, negotiate, door, doors, doggy door, doggy doors, doggie door, doggie doors, food, perk, perks, benefit, benefitsNegotiations cartoon 4 of 77
"I do have a fallback position, but it involves firearms."
Negotiations cartoon 5 of 77
"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"
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"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."
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"It's a fabulous deal. You'll make peanuts."
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"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."
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"Butt out, Buster! Who the hell do you think you are-Jimmy Carter?"
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butt out, butts out, butting out, haitian trip, haitian trips, haiti, jimmy carter, president, presidents, negotiate, negotiates, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, mediate, mediates, mediating, fight, fights, fighting, bar fight, bar fights, faction, factions, peacemaker, peacemakers, peacemaking, settlement, settlements, international diplomacy, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats, former president, former presidents, bosniaNegotiations cartoon 10 of 77
"After you've finished discussions with out allies, we have to talk."
Negotiations cartoon 11 of 77
"Remind me again—what do I usually promise you so you'll take on extra work?"
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, overtime, overwork, extra work, promise, promises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bad memory, remembering, reminder, reminders, black company, black corporationNegotiations cartoon 12 of 77
"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."
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hiring, new hire, new hires, recruiting, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, human resources, hr, h.r., interview, interviews, negotiation, negotiations, salary negotiation, salary negotiations, salary, salaries, income, wage, wages, money, pay, self-motivated, motivation, motivations, motive, motives, true motive, true motives, office life, business, employee, employees, worker, workers, motivating factor, motivating factors, self-starter, self-starters, suspicious, suspiciousnessNegotiations cartoon 13 of 77
"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."
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"I had no idea his constant barking was a problem. Thanks for letting me know you're bothered by it."
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The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney
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"Throw in some marinara sauce and you've got a deal."
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negotiation, negotiations, marinara sauce, marinara sauces, tomato sauce, tomato sauces, pasta, pastas, spaghetti, spaghetti dish, spaghetti dishes, negotiating, negotiating table, negotiating tables, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, italian cuisine, italian food, italian restaurantNegotiations cartoon 17 of 77
"Just tell him it's 'other people' as in 'other people's money.'"
Negotiations cartoon 18 of 77
"I'll go in and look at stuff, but I won't read any signage."
Negotiations cartoon 19 of 77
"Very impressive, Mr. Crawley, but no one on our side of the table wants to feel your muscle."
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"Look, everyone here loves vanilla, right? So let's start there."
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A meeting room with two teams of businessmen in huddles on opposite sides of the room.
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, office, offices, office life, meeting, meetings, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, two sides, two teams, opposing teams, rivals, strategy, planning, huddle, huddles, secret, secrets, secretiveNegotiations cartoon 22 of 77
"My people will get back to your people."
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king, kings, ruler, rulers, general, generals, officer, officers, ancient rome, ancient greece, barbarians, vikings, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, diplomacy, diplomats, diplomat, international relations, foreign relations, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, fight, fights, fighting, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, army, armies, enemy, enemies, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, expression, expressions, word play, wordplayNegotiations cartoon 23 of 77
"Negotiations are going to be tougher than I thought. Your wife is being backed by Syria."
Negotiations cartoon 24 of 77
"Warren serves as my aggregator."
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aggregator, aggregators, aggregating, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bill, bills, utility bill, utility bills, bill payers, bill payers, paying the bills, negotiation, negotiator, negotiators, negotiations, saving money, modern lifeNegotiations cartoon 25 of 77
"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "
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