"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
Tags:
neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."
Tags:
mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, women, woman, garden, gardens, backyard, backyards, cactus, cacti, parent, parents, parenthood, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborly, neighbourly"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."
Tags:
class divide, class division, class divisions, cook, cooks, cooking, neighbor, neighbors, neighborly, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourly, roast, roasts, meal, meals, cook, cooks, cooking, drunk, drunks, drunken, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, couple, couples, married couple, married couples"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"
Tags:
hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, junk, junk collector, junk collectors, bad habit, bad habits, enabling, enable, enabler, enablers, bad influence, bad influences, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, addiction, addictions, addicted, junk yard, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, messy, disorganized, disorganisedSummer Dog
Tags:
dog, dogs, jackhammer, jackhammers, jackhammering, nuisance, nuisances, noise, noises, noisy, bark, barks, barking, loud, irritating, irritation, irritations, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, road worksOur Gang Initiation
Tags:
gang, gangs, initiation, initiations, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, neighbor, neighbors, neighborhood, neighbourhood, neighbours, neighbour, gangster, gangsters, street violence, gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, film, films, movie, moviesPlane annoys penthouse apartment.
Tags:
noise, noisy, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, passive aggressive, pass agg, quiet, quiet down, neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours, apartment, apartments, above, fly, flying, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, broom, brooms, hit roof, roof, roofs, noise pollution, signal, signals, indicate, indicates, message, messages, be quiet, botcwab, ceiling, ceilings"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:
fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery"I had no idea his constant barking was a problem. Thanks for letting me know you're bothered by it."
Tags:
midwest peace talks, mideast peace talks, mideast, middle east, turmoil, peace talk, peace talks, peace accord, peace accords, ceasefire, ceasefires, ceasefire agreement, ceasefire agreements, accords, middle america, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, hard bargain, hard bargains, bark, barks, barking, dog, dogs, agreeable, good-natured, civilized, civilised, discussion, discussions, maturity, nuisance, nuisances, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborly, friendly, friendliness, sociable"Bad Fences."
Tags:
good fences make good neighbours, good fences make good neighbors, fence, fences, bad fence, bad fences, neighbours, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, dill weed, dillweed, dill-weed, greeting, greetings, wave, waving, intrusive, intrusion, obnoxious, insult, insulting, rude, anti-social, anti-sociable, antisocial, introvert, introversion, privacy, private, annoy, annoyed, annoying, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighboursLemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am
Tags:
lemonade stand, lemonade stands, sign, signs, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ads, promotion, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, store signs, homemade sign, handmade sign, homemade, neighbor, neighbors, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, entrepreneurial, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, business, small business, businesses, small businesses, support small business, business owner, business owners"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "
Tags:
neighborhood watch, neighbourhood watch, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourhood, neighborhood, creep, creepy, creeps, paedophiles, paedophile, creeper, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, voyeurism, caught, spy, spying, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, alcohol, beer, beers"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."
Tags:
neighbour, neighbours, downstairs neighbour, downstairs neighbours, upstairs neighbour, upstairs neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, downstairs neighbor, downstairs neighbors, upstairs neighbor, upstairs neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, noisy neighbours, noisy neighbors, noisy, noise, compain, complaint, complaining"I guess we'll know Ol' Mister Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
Bed and Breakfast
Tags:
bed and breakfast, b&b, b and b, snack, snacks, nap, naps, sleep, sleeping, bed, beds, breakfast, competitor, competitors, competing, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, neighbour, neighbourhood, neighborhood, business, businesses, small business, small businesses, hotel, hotels, motel, motels, travel, tourism, tourist, tourists, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, travelling"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."
Tags:
neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neigbors, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, noise, noisy, noise complaint, complaint, complaints, complain, complaining, middle of the night, 4 am, four am, loud music, music, weekdays, pop music, annoying, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, guitar, musical instrument, musical instruments, playing music"The Stevensons sent over a lovely meat basket."
Tags:
gift basket, gift baskets, candy, candies, gift, gifts, present, presents, hamper, hampers, christmas hamper, christmas hampers, stone age, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, meat eater, meat eaters, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, cuisine, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, caveman, cavemen, caveman diet, cavemen diets"I'm moving mattresses and box springs. I'd like to borrow your man."
Tags:
mattress, mattresses, box spring, box springs, move, moves, moving, mover, movers, strong, strength, strong man, strong men, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out, helper, helpers, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborly, bed, beds, heavy lifting"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."
Tags:
airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, plane, planes, passenger, passengers, seat, seats, window seat, windows seats, window, windows, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, look out, look, looking, mine, possessive, greedy, greed, selfish, controlling, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors"We're not leaving until I find every book we ever gave them."
Tags:
cocktail party, cocktail parties, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, gift, gifts, gift giving, friends, present, presents, book, books, middle age, checking up