"This is my wife, Katerina, formerly of Bloomingdale's."
"According to my Zip Code, I prefer non-spicy foods, enjoy tennis more than golf, subscribe to at least one news-oriented periodical, own between thirty and thirty-five ties, never buy lemon-scented products, and have a power tool in my basement, but none
Tags:demographic, demographics, demographic analysis, psychographic, psychographics, zip code, zip codes, horoscope, horoscopes, guesswork, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, rich, income bracket, income brackets, expectation, expectations, false expectation, false expectations
"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, women, woman, garden, gardens, backyard, backyards, cactus, cacti, parent, parents, parenthood, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborly, neighbourly
"Maybe what's good for Wall Street isn't good for Main Street, but it's great for Tribeca."
Tags:new york, new york city, wall street, manhattan, nyc, queens, main street, financial district, borough, boroughs, wealthy, wealth, wealthy people, rich, rich people, tribeca, triangle below canal street, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, rich get richer, poor get poorer, economy, financial, investment, investment banking, banker, bankers, banking
"Extreme Leaf Blowing"
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, lawn service, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, leaf, leaves, destruction, destroy, destroying, funnel, funnels, funnel cloud, funnel clouds, tornado, tornadoes, weather, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy, windy, wind, windstorm, windstorms, extreme, neighbourhood, neighborhood, fall, autumn, noisy, annoying, loud
"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."
Madison Avenue and Maple Street
Tags:madison avenue, wall street, new york, new york city, urban, urban environment, urban environments, suburb, suburbs, suburban, skyscraper, skyscrapers, abrupt, abrupt transition, abrupt transitions, transition, transitions, transitioning, house, houses, home, homes, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods
"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."
"I hope we last long enough to get a turn at despising some new people ourselves."
Tags:community, communities, hypocrite, hypocrites, unwelcome, unwelcoming, change, ageing, getting old, getting older, second home, second homes, holiday home, holiday homes, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, new people, new resident, new residents, newcomer, newcomers, newbie, newbies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors
"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, long-distance, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, ldr, l.d.r., ldrs.l.d.r.s., neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, ex, exes, close, closer, too far, modern life
"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, earthling, earthlings, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, education, school, schools, schooling, school district, school districts, school system, school systems, neighbourhood, neighborhood, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, moving, moving house, real estate, property, properties
Our Gang Initiation
Tags:gang, gangs, initiation, initiations, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, neighbor, neighbors, neighborhood, neighbourhood, neighbours, neighbour, gangster, gangsters, street violence, gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, film, films, movie, movies
"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."
Tags:fence, fences, wall, walls, garden, gardens, inside, indoors, home, homes, house, houses, gardening, gardeners, gardener, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, nosey, nosy, men, man, husband, husbands, home owner, home owners, neighborhood, neighbourhood, leaf, leaves, leaf problem, rake, raking, rakes, hell, hellish, hells, satan, satanic, devil, the devil, devils, demon, demons, punished, punishments, religious imagery
Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community
Tags:ignorance, ignorance is bliss, bliss, blissful, happy, happiness, joy, joyful, dumb, dumber, smart, road, road sign, signs, signage, sign joke, housing, houses, home, homes, neighbourhood, suburbia, suburban, real estate, estate agent, realtor, realtors, community, communities, social commentary, gated community, social, comment, commentary
"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."
Tags:suburb, suburbs, suburban, neighbor, neighbors, neighbourhood, neighbourhood, keeping up with the jonses, envy, envious, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, construction, construct, constructs, local news, local news story, local news stories, slow news day, slow news days, news day, news days, local story, local stories
"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."
Tags:new neighborhood, new neighborhoods, alienate, alienating, alienation, alienated, shun, shuns, shunning, unfriendly, unwelcoming, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, new neighbourhood, new neighbourhoods, introduction, introductions, standoffish, uncomfortable, awkward, prairie, prairies, settler, settlers, desert, deserts, survival, hermit, hermits, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, shy, shyness, isolation, isolated, social isolation, socially isolated, settlement, settlements
Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am
Tags:lemonade stand, lemonade stands, sign, signs, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, ads, promotion, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, store signs, homemade sign, handmade sign, homemade, neighbor, neighbors, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, entrepreneurial, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, business, small business, businesses, small businesses, support small business, business owner, business owners
"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "
Tags:neighborhood watch, neighbourhood watch, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourhood, neighborhood, creep, creepy, creeps, paedophiles, paedophile, creeper, crimes, criminal, criminals, voyeurism, caught, spy, spying, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, alcohol, beer, beers
"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."
Tags:neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, giant, giants, old, old person, old people, kvetch, kvetches, kvetching, complain, complains, complaining, difference, differences, undesirable, undesirable element, undesirable elements, couple, couples, gentrify, gentrifies, gentrifying, gentrification, monster, monsters, evil, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films
"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
Tags:chicken, chickens, bird, birds, pig, pigs, animal, animals, domestic animals, domestic animal, domestic, farm, farm animal, farm animals, food, foodies, food critic, food critics, pretentious, snob, snobby, snobbish, picky, critical, neighbors, neighbours, neighborhood, neighbourhood, city, cities, country, countryside, talking animals, talking animal, food, foods, baked goods, bagels, bagel
"I guess we'll know Ol' Mister Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."
Bed and Breakfast
Tags:bed and breakfast, b&b, b and b, snack, snacks, nap, naps, sleep, sleeping, bed, beds, breakfast, competitor, competitors, competing, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, neighbour, neighbourhood, neighborhood, business, businesses, small business, small businesses, hotel, hotels, motel, motels, travel, tourism, tourist, tourists, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, travelling
All-Christopher Neighborhood, Westport, CT, 1988
"This neighborhood sure has changed since I was a kid."
Tags:neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, town planning, town planner, town planners, city planning, city planner, city planners, property development, property developer, property developers, urban development, growing up, maturity, jaded, nostalgia, nostalgic, memory, memories
"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, nyc, borough, boroughs, manhattan, brooklyn, queens, the bronx, staten island, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, buyer, buyers, house, houses, home, homes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, neighbourhood, neighborhoods, broker, brokers, househunting, house hunting