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Nerd Cartoons
Nerd cartoon 1 of 55
"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
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nerd, nerds, engineer, engineers, retinal, retina, vision, sight, eyes, self-driving, car, cars, transport, transportation, technology, tech, destination mapping, computer geek, computer geeks, modern life, millennial, millennials, traditional, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, bragging, brag, complex, complicated, pretentiousNerd cartoon 2 of 55
"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
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tech support, fathers day, father's day, gift, gifts, present, presents, technical support, holiday, holidays, young generation, younger generations, computer, computer whiz, computer whizzes, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, computer geek, computer geeks, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dadsNerd cartoon 3 of 55
"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."
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date, dates, first dates, first dates, bad date, bad dates, escape, escaping, boring date, boring dates, ottoman empire, the ottoman empire, reject, rejects, rejection, rejections, rejected, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, one died conversation, one sided conversationsNerd cartoon 4 of 55
"Take away their Game Boys!"
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tortured, tortures, torturers, dungeon, dungeons, grounded, game, games, gaming, gamer, gamers, geek, geeks, nerd, nerd culture, go to your room, medieval, punish, punished, punishing, punishes, trap, trapped, cage, cages, caged, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, video games, vidya, handheld, handheld console, consoles, handheld gaming, gaming addictionNerd cartoon 5 of 55
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studyingNerd cartoon 6 of 55
"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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connect, connects, connecting, connection, incompatible, compatibility, psychobabble, technobabble, techie, tech, tech lover, tech lovers, personable, date, dates, dating, single life, single, bad date, bad dates, no spark, talk past each other, talking past each other, impersonal, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dinner date, dinner dates, blind date, blind datesNerd cartoon 7 of 55
"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."
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sand, sandbox, sandboxes, play, plays, playing, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdy interest, nerdy interests, interest, interests, childhood, hobby, hobbies, child, kid, kids, understand, understandings, geology, geologist, geologistsNerd cartoon 8 of 55
"I feel like all of a sudden my entire life is in the hands of some guy named Poindexter."
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poindexter, boring, nerd, nerdy, awkward, socially awkward, geek, geeks, nerds, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executivesNerd cartoon 9 of 55
"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."
Nerd cartoon 10 of 55
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
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guitar, guitarist, guitarists, guitar hero, college, colleges, college kids, kid, kids, child, children, education, educate, educational, educated, educates, music, musical, musician, musicians, music theory, musical training, tech, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, gamer, gamers, game, games, video game, video games, vidya, consoles, console, university, universities, scholarship, scholarships, school, schools, prestigious schools, music program, parent, parents, parentingNerd cartoon 11 of 55
"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"
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drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, spring break, break, spring-break, alcohol, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, student, students, 90s, underage drinking, teen, teens, teenager, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, growing up, age, ageing, matured, maturity, immature, word play, play on words, word-play, vice, vices, dweeb, dweebs, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dork, dorky, dorks, shut in, hermit, hermitsNerd cartoon 12 of 55
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
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technology, computer, computers, addicted, addict, addicts, addiction, internet, online, megabyte, megabytes, nerd, nerd, geek, geeks, techie, techies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, angry, upset, wordplay, word play, play on words, modern lifeNerd cartoon 13 of 55
Our Founder
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founder, founders, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, photo, photos, frame, frames, tech company, tech companies, technology company, technology companies, tech, entrepreneur, entrepreneursNerd cartoon 14 of 55
"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."
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rent, renting, rental, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, flatmate, flatmates, roommate, roommates, expensive, perks, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, fans, fan, fanatic, fanatics, video game, video games, computer game, computer games, phone game, phone games, mobile game, mobile games, reality game, reality games, location-based game, location-based games, augmented reality, studio, studio flat, studio apartment, hobby, hobbiesNerd cartoon 15 of 55
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
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lamp, lamps, smarthome, smarthomes, smart home, smart-home, internet of things, iot, i.o.t., wireless connection, internet connection, internet connections, smartphone, smartphons, smart lighting, smart light, smart lights, server, servers, gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, tech problem, geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, technological advances, technical advances, technological advancements, technical advancements, nerd, nerds, nerdy, nerdinessNerd cartoon 16 of 55
"He's deliciously old school."
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student, students, women discussing men, kid, kids, children, teen, teens, teenager, school kids, school child, school children, class mate, class mates, gossip, gossips, gossiping, old school, old fashioned, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, old style, fashions, trends, following trends, packed lunch, packed lunches, tween, tweens, growing up, schoolNerd cartoon 17 of 55
"But you've never seen him in his Calvins."
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underwear, designer underwear, designer clothes, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, fashion sense, fashions, underclothes, underpants, husband, husbands, wife, wives, love life, sex appeal, attractive, attractiveness, never judge a book by its cover, gossip, gossips, gossiping, shallow, shallowness, first impression, first impressions, misleadingNerd cartoon 18 of 55
"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
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cave, caves, cave painting, cave paintings, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prehistoric, paleolithic, palaeolithic, theory of relativity, mass–energy equivalence, physics, science, scientist, e=mc2, equation, equations, genius, geniuses, intelligence, intelligent, smart, nerd, nerds, survival, food, foods, impatient, impatience, prioritiesNerd cartoon 19 of 55
"I need a more interactive you."
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technology, computer, computers, addicted, addict, addicts, addiction, internet, online, nerd, nerd, geek, geeks, techie, techies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, angry, upset, reality, interactive, communication, modern lifeNerd cartoon 20 of 55
"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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theatre, theater, stage, stageshow, stage show, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainers, act, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, improv, improv comedy, improvised, improvising, obscure, complex, complicated, brain, brainiac, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, convoluted, account, accountant, accountants, accounting, stand-up, stand-up comedy, stand up, stand up comedy, number, numbers, number crunching, spreadsheet, spreadsheetsNerd cartoon 21 of 55
Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team
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chess, cheer, cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheering, cheers, pro chess, chant, chanting, song, sing, singing, sport, sports, tabletop, tabletops, game, games, the big game, support, supporters, supporter, supports, supporting, supportive, middle, middle school, middle schoolers, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dweeb, dweebs, high school, school, extra curricular, extra-curricular, extra credit, kid, kids, childNerd cartoon 22 of 55
"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
Nerd cartoon 23 of 55
"You've got computer-breath."
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bad breath, halitosis, unhealthy, health, technology, computer, computers, addicted, addict, addicts, addiction, internet, online, nerd, nerd, geek, geeks, techie, techies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, modern lifeNerd cartoon 24 of 55
"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."
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computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, hr, human resources, personnel, manager, managers, management, managements, management skill, management skills, managing, it department, it departments, computer department, computer departmentsNerd cartoon 25 of 55
"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"
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kid, kids, children, child, son, sons, boy, boys, raising kids, raising children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, homework, math, maths, mathematics, geometry, focus, concentration, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, adhd, attention problems, attention issues, short attention span, inability to focus, unable to focus, mask, masks, film, films, fictional character, fictional characters, character, characters, movie character, movie characters, sci-fi, science fiction, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, fan, fans, movie, movies, science fiction film, science fiction films, science fiction movie, science fiction movies, sci-fi film, sci-fi films, sci-fi movie, sci-fi movies, space, outer space, outerspaceMore cartoons with the keyword 'nerd'