"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
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"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
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"I'd love to invite you in, but I need some time to digest everything you told me about the Ottoman Empire."
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"Take away their Game Boys!"
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"We couldn't connect. He kept spouting technobabble, and I, of course, kept coming back with psychobabble."
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"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."
"I feel like all of a sudden my entire life is in the hands of some guy named Poindexter."
"I'm bringing on Josh here for when we take over fantasy sports betting."
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
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"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"
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"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
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Tags:founder, founders, geek, geeks, nerd, nerds, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, photo, photos, frame, frames, tech company, tech companies, technology company, technology companies, tech, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs
"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."
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"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
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"He's deliciously old school."
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"But you've never seen him in his Calvins."
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"Can you stop that crap? The bison are on the move."
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"I need a more interactive you."
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"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team
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"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
"You've got computer-breath."
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"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."
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"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"
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