"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."
"I feel like all of a sudden my entire life is in the hands of some guy named Poindexter."
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
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"Hello, I'm Clifton Latimer."
"Warp 1 - engage!"
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"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
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Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.
"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"
Undercover Fashion Police
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The First 3-D Thanksgiving
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"You all know General Petersen from I.T."
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Uh oh, it's...Mondo Man.
New Belief Systems
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"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."
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"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."
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"No more science parties for you!"
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"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."
"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."
"Get a life!"
PALE AND WAN. PLEASE HELP.