"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
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"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driving, driver, drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, transportation, cabbie, cabbies, new age, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, environment, nature, tree, trees, ginkgo, ginkgo tree, ginkgo trees, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, park, parks
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
Tags:feng-shui, consultant, consultants, redecorate, redecorates, redecorating, redecoration, husband, husbands, decorate, decorates, decorating, decor, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, house, houses, home, new age, chinese, de-stress, de-stressing, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, spouse, spouses, dysfunctional relationship
"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"
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This Year's Spa
"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"
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"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."
Tags:discovery, discoveries, self-discovery, voyage, voyages, voyage of self-discovery, voyages of self-discovery, continent, continents, new continent, magellan, columbus, christopher columbus, new age, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, self-absorbed, self-absorption, selfish, self aware, narcissism, narcissistic
"My parents decriminalized sugar."
Tags:sugar, sugar-free, healthy, healthy lifestyle, health lifestyles, ice cream, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, decriminalize, decriminalizes, decriminalizing, decriminalization, decriminalise, decriminalises, decriminalising, decreminalisation, marijuana, weed, forbid, forbids, forbidding, forbidden, strict, strict diet, strict diets, break your diet, breaking your diet, new age, new age parent, new age parents, playground, playgrounds, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, ease up, eases up, easing up
"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."
"They're trying to give a new face to policing."
Tags:police, policing, police office, police officers, cop, cops, police cruiser, police cruisers, police car, police cars, new age, hippie, hippies, liberal, liberals, namaste, celebrate diversity, diversity, question authority, philosophy, eat more kale, coexists, religion, religious, religions, authority, peace, health, healthy eating, eating healthy, new image, image, images, reputation, reputations, new face, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, modern life, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation
"I am going to SoHo. My doshas are all out of balance. Well, my kapha is hunky-dory but my pitta and vata are out of whack. Today the practitioner is going to get rid of all the stress with geranium, ylang-ylang, bergamot, and patchouli, and, of course, a little time in the steam tent."
Tags:new age, new age cure, new age cures, heal, healer, healers, snake oil, sucker, suckers, middle class, upper class, eastern medicine, eastern philosophy, mystic, mystics, mysticism, soho, appropriate, appropriates, appropriating, cultural appropriation, balance, imbalance, imbalances, cure, cures
Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
Tags:tai chi, chai, chai tea, martial art, martial arts, martial artist, martial artists, exercise, exercises, exercising, yoga, physical fitness, wellness, health, healthy, health food, health foods, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, lifestyle, lifestyles, trend, trends, fad, fads, spiritual, spirituality, new age, new age lifestyle, new age lifestyles, meditate, meditates, meditation, stress, stress management, stresses, de-stress, de-stresses, de-stressing, destress, destresses, destressing, calm, calm down, calms down, calming down, relax, relaxes, relaxation, relaxation technique, relaxation techniques
Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings
Tags:conscious uncoupling, conscious uncouplings, gywneth paltrow, chris martin, celebrities, celebrity, famous, famous people, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, split, splitting, separation, separating, divorce, divorcing, lesser known, lesser-known, new age, guru, friends, friend, friendly, amicable, relationship, relationships, marriage, relationship issues, modern life, calculus, math, maths, mathematics, beet, beets, piano, playing the piano, stop, end, finish, give up, part, parting
"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."
"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, bride, brides, groom, grooms, getting married, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, machine, machines, technology, music, wedding music, new age, traditional, modern weddings, modern marriage, convenient, 24-hour, 24 hour, quick, instant, immediate, wedding planning, vegas wedding, wedding chapel, wedding chapels, modern, modern life
Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches
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"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."
Tags:pecan, pecans, pecan tree, pecan trees, colonic, colonics, colonic irrigation, high colonic, high colonics, colon cleansing, colon cleansing, colon cleaned, profit, profits, farmer, farmers, farm, farms, new age, new age medicine, new age medicines, toxic, toxicity, orchard, orchards, irrigate, irrigates, irrigating, irrigation, profit motive, profit motives, profit motivation
"It's from the We Experience Parenthood More Fully Than You collection."
Tags:parenthood, parents, parenting, parent, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, fathered, mothered, new age, hippies, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, superior, superiors, ignorant, head in clouds, babies, baby, raising, raises, child-rearing, family, families, hipster, hipsters
"What'll it be—Novocain or Yanni?"
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, anesthetic, anaesthetic, anaesthetist, anaesthetists, anesthetist, anesthetists, new age, entertainment, cavity, cavities, numbing, music, musician, musicians, instrumental, medical, medicine, putting to sleep, drug
"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"
Tags:exercise ball, exercise balls, exercise, exercises, exercising, sit, sits, sitting, active sitting, active sitter, active sitters, healthy, new age, core, cores, core strength, core strengthening, furniture, seat, seats, seating, sofa, sofas, healthy, healthiness, health nut, health nuts, sit down, sitting down, sat down, ball
"Instead of waiting for the next big thing to transform our lives, why don't we give it a shot ourselves?"
Tags:life, give it a shot, next, new age, marriage, relationships, psychology, motivation, transformation, transform your life, transforming your life, next big thing, empowerment, self-empowerment, self-empowered, empowered, make a difference, making a difference, difference maker, difference makers, motivation, motivational speaker, motivational speakers, therapist, therapists, therapy, mankoff
For Witches of a Certain Age
Customs at the L.A. Airport
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"She got amazing swag on her spiritual journey."
Tags:spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, swag, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, shopping spree, shopping sprees, shop, shops, shopping, new age, shopper, shoppers, materialist, materialists, materialism, guru, gurus, spiritual, superficial, superficiality, surface-level, happiness, happy, finding happiness, retail therapy, wisdom, spirituality
"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."
Tags:yuppies, yuppy, life coach, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, life-coach, parent, parents, parenting, parental, mother, mothering, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, baby, babies, infant, infants, kid, kids, child, childhood, new age, new wave, overbearing, over-bearing, smother, smothered, smothering, modern, modern life, modernity, modern world, middle class, middle-class, family, philosophy