"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."
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"Listen to this baby purr."
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"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"Back in my day, you could buy a brand-new cadillac for what it costs today to mail one stinking letter!"
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"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
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"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"
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"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."
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"There goes that new-car smell."
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"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"
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"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"
"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"
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"At this point, there is a lot of pent-up demand for new cars."
"So, even after we've bought us a new car, our lives remain fundamentally unchanged."
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"I'm going out to take a peek at the new car by moonlight."
"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."
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"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."
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"What about financing?"
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"Like to see what this baby can do when I open 'er up?"
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'Oversensitive Car Alarm'
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"It runs on hybrids."
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Wicked Witch of the West Side
My new car is amazing. In addition to its aggressive styling touches, it's got heated arm rests, a back massager and a built-in Wi-Fi 'Hot spot.'"
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The New Car