"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."
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Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm
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"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."
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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"
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"I'm looking for someone who's qualified to cover my mistakes."
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A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office
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"I regret to inform your lordship that I have been offered, and have accepted, an attractive position in valet parking."
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