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New Dad Cartoons
New Dad cartoon 1 of 37
"It's kittens."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, litter of kittens, new litter, baby cat, baby cats, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dadsNew Dad cartoon 2 of 37
"My boyfriend is the son my parents always wanted."
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family, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, boyfriend, date, dating, dates, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statistically, expectations, standards, high standards, high expectations, accepting, double edge, double edged, sword, double edged sword, jealous, jealousy, partner, partners, inadequate, inadequacy, feelings of inadequacyNew Dad cartoon 3 of 37
"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
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child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parents, family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new mothers, new mom, new moms, new mum, new mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, raising a child, raising children, proud parent, proud parents, life lessons, learn, learning, teach, teaching, language, languages, fluent, fluency, bilingual, law, legalese, legal, lawyer, lawyers, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, future career, future lawyer, maturity, grow up, growing up, develop, developmentNew Dad cartoon 4 of 37
"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good newsNew Dad cartoon 5 of 37
"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."
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family, family scene, dinner, dinner time, dinner table, tense, tension, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, humour, humor, age appropriateNew Dad cartoon 6 of 37
"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."
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father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, congratulations, anti natalism, anti-natalisim, antinatalism, anti familial, expectation, expected, expectations, parenting, parental, parenthood, guilt, guilt trip, guilt-trip, guilty, impossible standards, high standards, impossible, impossible goal, impossible goals, unattainable, unreasonable, unreasonable expectation, sardonic, comment, commentary, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypes, passive aggressive, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducingNew Dad cartoon 7 of 37
"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
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father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, parenting, parental, parenthood, school, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners, overshare, overshares, oversharer, oversharing, sharing, share, tmi, too much information, something to share, talk, talking, chatter, chattering, chatty, precocious, precocious, annoying, annoy, irritating, teacher, teachers, teachingNew Dad cartoon 8 of 37
"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
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paternity, paternity leave, leave, leaves, leaving, time off, take time off, takes time off, taking time off, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, pregnancy, pregnancies, infant, infants, infancy, baby, babies, back to work, go back to work, going back to work, lazy, laziness, parenting duty, parenting duties, parenting, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, loser, losers, husband, husbands, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking offNew Dad cartoon 9 of 37
"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."
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modern life, modern world, business practice, big business, business man, businessman, business men, business men, capitalism, capitalist, profit, cash, money, greed, greedy, evolution, evolved, evolve, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, advice, bad advice, kid, kids, child, children, teach, teaching, life lessons, life lesson, familyNew Dad cartoon 10 of 37
"You were an accident."
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crash, crash test, test dummy, dummy, crash test dummy, test dummy, safety test, safety tester, safe, safer, parent, parents, parenting, parental, parenthood, accident, accidents, accidental, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, new mom, new moms, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, new mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, new parent, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, motherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, congratulations, accidental pregnancy, pot calling the kettle blackNew Dad cartoon 11 of 37
"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."
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family, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, interrogation, interrogate, fight, fighting, patienceNew Dad cartoon 12 of 37
"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, baby jesus, jesus christ, son of god, joseph, mary, stable, stables, the christmas story, nativity, gold, frankincense, myrrh, six-pack, six-packs, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, new baby, new babies, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, new father, new fathers, new dad, new dads, dad, dads, father, fathers, gift, gifts, present, presents, three kings, three magi, three wisemen, three wise men, baby shower, baby showers, baptism, christmas, noel, the first christmas, yule, xmasNew Dad cartoon 13 of 37
"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."
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family, family scene, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, lgbt+, statistical, statisticallyNew Dad cartoon 14 of 37
"The only ghosts you need fear are the ghosts of your past—which will gnaw away at your soul, riddle you with self-doubt, and ultimately sap you of your will to live."
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family, family scene, teen, teens, teenager, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, age appropriate, advice, advised, joy, enthusiasm, realistic, realism, realistically, balanced, balanced approach, existential, existentialism, existential dread, dread, doom, doomed, bedtime, ghost, ghosts, story, story time, fear, past, anxiety, anxious, paranoia, paranoidNew Dad cartoon 15 of 37
"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, bookstore, clerk, kid, kids, kid's books, children's book, children's books, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, father, fathers, new dad, new dads, new father, workaholic, work-a-holic, overwork, overworking, attention, attention spanNew Dad cartoon 16 of 37
"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
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family, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, interrogation, interrogate, steal, stealing, stole, stolen, snack, snacking, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet toothNew Dad cartoon 17 of 37
"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."
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parents, parenting, parenthood, parental, parents, coffee shop, coffee, coffeeshop, coffeeshops, laptop, laptops, web, internet, kid, kids, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, millennial, millennials, kids these days, tech, gadget, gadgets, technological, familyNew Dad cartoon 18 of 37
"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
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waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, obstetrician, obstetricians, ob/gyn, medicine, medical, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, childbirth, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, congratulations, good news, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, soft toy, soft toys, fad, fads, trend, trends, trendyNew Dad cartoon 19 of 37
"If you want to be rich, the first thing you have to learn is how to count."
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modern life, modern world, business practice, big business, business man, businessman, business men, business men, capitalism, capitalist, profit, cash, money, greed, greedy, evolution, evolved, evolve, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, advice, bad advice, kid, kids, child, children, teach, teaching, life lessons, life lesson, family, grandparent, grandparents, scrooge, tight, tight fisted, count, countingNew Dad cartoon 20 of 37
"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, father, fatherhood, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, congratulations, single father, single dad, stay at home dad, stay at home, zoo, parent, parents, parental, parenting, kid, kids, babiesNew Dad cartoon 21 of 37
"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"
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animal, animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, litter, litters, waiting, waiting rooms, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, bitch, bitches, newborn, newborns, infant, infants, medicine, medical, obstetrician, obstetricians, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, congratulatingNew Dad cartoon 22 of 37
Batman at the Maternity Ward
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maternity ward, maternity wards, maternity unit, maternity units, maternity clinic, maternity clinics, nurse, newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, baby, babies, infant, infants, father, fathers, fatherhood, taking after your dad, taking after your dads, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, comic book, comic books, comic book character, comic book characters, superhero movie, superhero movies, crime fighter, crime fighters, superhero life, life of a superhero, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, father's pride, dad's pride, prideNew Dad cartoon 23 of 37
"Yes, I was asleep. But it was a vigilant sleep."
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kid, kids, parent, parents, parental, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, lazy, laziness, couch potato, child, sleep, sleeping, nap, napping, naps, napped, look after, babysitting, babysitter, babysitters, watch the kids, watching the kids, parenting styles, style, styles, styles of parenting, excuse, excuses, responsible, responsibility, husband, husbands, families, family, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new dad, new father, new parent, new parentsNew Dad cartoon 24 of 37
Why there are moms
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hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, newborn, newborns, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, new father, new fathers, new dad, new dads, child, children, kids, kid, childish, childishness, immature, fooling around, joking, making faces, making funny faces, funny, strange, ridiculous, funny faces, window, windows, nursery, nurseries, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families, stereotype, stereotypes, men, man, male, malesNew Dad cartoon 25 of 37
"Please, don't hurt me—I have a wife, and I'm gradually becoming O.K. with the possibility of having children!"
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, father, fatherhood, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, parenting, parental, parenthood, married, marriage, children, child, street crime, commit, commitment, fear of commitmentMore cartoons with the keyword 'new dad'