"It's kittens."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, litter of kittens, new litter, baby cat, baby cats, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."
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child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parents, family, families, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new mothers, new mom, new moms, new mum, new mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, raising a child, raising children, proud parent, proud parents, life lessons, learn, learning, teach, teaching, language, languages, fluent, fluency, bilingual, law, legalese, legal, lawyer, lawyers, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, future career, future lawyer, maturity, grow up, growing up, develop, development"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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animal, animals, rooster, roosters, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, chick, chicks, egg, eggs, large, brown, jumbo, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, pregnancy, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, maternity ward, obstetrics ward, delivery ward, waiting area, waiting areas, waiting room, waiting rooms, new father, new dad, expectant parents, expectant father, expectant dad, delivery, deliveries, delivering a baby, having a baby, good news"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
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paternity, paternity leave, leave, leaves, leaving, time off, take time off, takes time off, taking time off, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, pregnancy, pregnancies, infant, infants, infancy, baby, babies, back to work, go back to work, going back to work, lazy, laziness, parenting duty, parenting duties, parenting, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, loser, losers, husband, husbands, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off"You were an accident."
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crash, crash test, test dummy, dummy, crash test dummy, test dummy, safety test, safety tester, safe, safer, parent, parents, parenting, parental, parenthood, accident, accidents, accidental, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, new mom, new moms, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, new mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, new parent, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, motherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, congratulations, accidental pregnancy, pot calling the kettle black"Wow! Gold, frankincense, myrrh—and a six-pack!"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, baby jesus, jesus christ, son of god, joseph, mary, stable, stables, the christmas story, nativity, gold, frankincense, myrrh, six-pack, six-packs, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, new baby, new babies, baby, babies, new parent, new parents, new father, new fathers, new dad, new dads, dad, dads, father, fathers, gift, gifts, present, presents, three kings, three magi, three wisemen, three wise men, baby shower, baby showers, baptism, christmas, noel, the first christmas, yule, xmas"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, bookstore, clerk, kid, kids, kid's books, children's book, children's books, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, father, fathers, new dad, new dads, new father, workaholic, work-a-holic, overwork, overworking, attention, attention span"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."
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parents, parenting, parenthood, parental, parents, coffee shop, coffee, coffeeshop, coffeeshops, laptop, laptops, web, internet, kid, kids, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, millennial, millennials, kids these days, tech, gadget, gadgets, technological, family"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
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waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, obstetrician, obstetricians, ob/gyn, medicine, medical, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, childbirth, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, congratulations, good news, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, soft toy, soft toys, fad, fads, trend, trends, trendy"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."
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baby, babies, infant, infants, child, children, new babies, new baby, new infant, newborn, newborns, family, parent, parents, parenting, new parent, new parents, new father, new mother, mother, mothers, father, fathers, motherhood, fatherhood, mom, moms, dad, dads, name, names, naming, baby names, christen, christening, christenings, baptism, baptisms, baptise, baptize, religion, ceremony, ceremonies, ritual, rituals, rite of passage, rites of passage, priest, priests, church, churches, last minute, last minute change, last minute changes, just a moment, feminism, maiden name, maiden names"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"
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animal, animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, litter, litters, waiting, waiting rooms, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, bitch, bitches, newborn, newborns, infant, infants, medicine, medical, obstetrician, obstetricians, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, congratulatingBatman at the Maternity Ward
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maternity ward, maternity wards, maternity unit, maternity units, maternity clinic, maternity clinics, nurse, newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, baby, babies, infant, infants, father, fathers, fatherhood, taking after your dad, taking after your dads, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, comic book, comic books, comic book character, comic book characters, superhero movie, superhero movies, crime fighter, crime fighters, superhero life, life of a superhero, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, father's pride, dad's pride, pride"Yes, I was asleep. But it was a vigilant sleep."
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kid, kids, parent, parents, parental, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, lazy, laziness, couch potato, child, sleep, sleeping, nap, napping, naps, napped, look after, babysitting, babysitter, babysitters, watch the kids, watching the kids, parenting styles, style, styles, styles of parenting, excuse, excuses, responsible, responsibility, husband, husbands, families, family, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, new dad, new father, new parent, new parents"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."
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childbirth, childbirths, maternity ward, maternity wards, maternity, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, infant, infants, son, sons, midwife, midwives, new parent, new parents, new father, new fathers, hospital, family life, family-life, better late than never, absentee, absent father, absent fathersWhy there are moms
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hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, newborn, newborns, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, new father, new fathers, new dad, new dads, child, children, kids, kid, childish, childishness, immature, fooling around, joking, making faces, making funny faces, funny, strange, ridiculous, funny faces, window, windows, nursery, nurseries, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families, stereotype, stereotypes, men, man, male, males"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"
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kid, kids, child, children, new baby, new babies, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, new parent, new parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new father, new father, new dad, new dads, confused, confusion, playing favorites, playing favourites, favouritism, favoritism, baby talk, nursing, feeding, food, hungry, hungerMaternity ward on the farm.
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waiting, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, expectant parents, expectant father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, family, families, son, sons, daughter, daughters, boy, boys, girl, girls, obgyn, obgyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, animal, animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, laying eggs, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, proud father, proud fathersThe (literal) birth of Venus.
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art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, famous artist, famous artists, famous painter, famous painters, the birth of venus, botticelli, renaissance, italian, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, births, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health, health care, healthcare, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, expectant father, expectant fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, family, families, baby, babies, having a baby, pregnancy, unexpected, greek, roman, mythology, myth, myths, legend, legends, goddess, goddess, venus, ancient greece, ancient rome"It's a dependent!"
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waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, expectant parents, expectant father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, family, families, son, sons, daughter, daughters, boy, boys, girl, girls, obgyn, obgyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, dependant, dependants, tax, taxes, filing taxes, doing taxes, money, tax deduction, tax deductions, irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, accountant, accountants, accounting, business, businessman, businessmen"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, puppy, puppies, litter, litters, new litter, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, family, families, son, sons, daughter, daughters, boy, boys, girl, girls, obgyn, obgyns, obstetrician, obstetriciansBaby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life
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maze, mazes, challenge, challenges, life, lives, challenging, journey, journeys, direction, directions, baby, babies, ripped from the void, consciousness, conscious, newborn, new life, new parents, new parent, new mother, new mom, new mum, new dad, new father, family, families, support, supporting, discover, discovery, just getting started, started, starting, infant, infancy, childhood, kid, kidsNewborns on cell phones
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maternity ward, maternity wards, hospital, hospitals, maternity hospital, maternity hospitals, newborn, newborns, nursery, nurseries, baby, babies, newborn baby, newborn babies, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smart phones, phone addict, phone addicts, technology addict, technology addicts, technology addition, technology addictions, new father, new fathers, new parent, new parents, children and technology"Lucky me, I always wanted twins."
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thoughts and prayers, thoughts & prayers, thoughts, prayer, prayers, nra, national rifle association, assault rifle, assault rifles, mass shooting, mass shootings, school shooting, school shootings, gun violence, gun death, gun deaths, gun, guns, gun nut, gun nuts, gun control, gun laws, proud father, new father, twins, trump supporter, trump supporterA father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife
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midwife, midwives, baby, babies, newborn, newborns, maternity ward, maternity wards, vintage maternity ward, vintage maternity wards, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, stare, staring, stares, lech, sleeze, sleezy, lecherous, creep, creepy, distracted, distraction, distractions, old fashioned sexism, bad father, bad fathers, bad dad, bad dads, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons