New Hires Cartoons

New Hires Cartoons

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Coming Soon to an Office Near You: Invaders From the Planet of the Recent College Graduates

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"I'm looking to hire someone who can be acquiescent without making me uncomfortably aware of it."

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"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

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"I'm beginning to have serious doubts about the efficiency of those psychological job-placement tests."

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"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

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"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

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"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''

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"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

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"Meet Brad Paulson, our first round draft choice out of Wharton.''

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"And Thursday is karaoke night."

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"And, as a new employee, you are immediately entitled to participate in the company's proactive health plan."

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"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

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"I hate to see you go, but I've met the new you and she seems very nice."

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"Spot here was brought onboard to oversee our new feline-focused campaign."

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"I fear there are only so many bamboo metaphors the average reader can tolerate."

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"Where's that young turk that I hired not so long ago?"

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"This is Stan, He's helping us look beneath the surface of reality to transcendent truths, in order to make a buck."

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