Moving as a board game.
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"And this will be you new home."
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"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."
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"I love real estate. It's so tangible."
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"The last tenant lived here a long time."
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"It came with the house."
"The view is all prewar brick."
"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."
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"The fact that it's in a corner lot makes it seem much bigger."
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"Of course, we'd 'This Old House' it."
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"you can feel secure knowing that you have your own personal deterrent?"
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"And right in front of where you'll be standing will be your breakfast nook."
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"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."
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"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."
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"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."
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