"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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Moving as a board game.
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"We'll take it."
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"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
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"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"
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"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"
"And this will be you new home."
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"I still say we should get a queen-sized mattress—despite the obvious jokes it will invite among the sales staff."
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"It came with the house."
"The view is all prewar brick."
"Thanks again, kid!"
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"I could use a lampshade...and some furniture...and maybe every single item in the Sears catalogue."
"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."
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"It is wonderful here. Except that I'm always in dread of gypsy moths and—since I'm not Jewish—frogs, vermin, flies, blood, pestilence, boils, hail, locusts, darkness and the slaying of my first born."
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"The new house is almost ready!"
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"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"
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"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."
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"This has always been Kathy's and my dream --- to live in a contemporary house, surrounded by our contemporaries."
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"You can replace the tank, switch to natural gas, or huddle in a corner and cry as you ask yourself why you ever thought buying a house was a good idea."
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"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."
"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."
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