"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."
"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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Donna Karan's Nightmare
"She's so Jersey."
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Tenafly International Film Festival
"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."
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Scranton the Ride
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
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"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton
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"I didn't spend $5.6 million on this place to get involved with the damn sunsets over New Jersey."
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"I was rather hoping a Passaic River School might form, but so far it's just me."
Yo! The Amboys!
"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
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"Discovering that the light at the end of the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
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"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"
3 Guys Threatening to Move to New Jersey
Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area
"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."
"And this was the man I thought was your father until E-Z Pass records proved that he was in New Jersey when you were conceived."
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"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"
Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007
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